Brenda, the thing was HUGE. It was MechaPossum huge.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Well, Tep, if your Mom is ever in the hospital post nose-reconstruction you now know what to do. How many people can say that?
Well, Tep, if your Mom is ever in the hospital post nose-reconstruction you now know what to do. How many people can say that?
I e-mailed her back immediately and said almost exactly that -- "When you're in the hospital for your new nose, I'll bring you a yard gnome and a picture of your favorite child (that would be the dog)."
She e-mailed back and said "Just bring the dog."
The hivemind, she is a strange and beautiful place, no?
The hivemind, she is a strange and beautiful place, no?
If only we could harness the power of the hivemind and take over the world....
If only we could harness the power of the hivemind and take over the world....
We are far too lazy as a people. We're all-knowing couch potatoes.
So my BigBoss just came over to give me the little goodbye speech, which was very nice and I just wish I hadn't been too exhausted to appreciate, along with a card, which was also nice.
...and contained a $100 Barnes & Noble gift card. Scuse me, I think I've just developed allergies to all this paper...
Awwwwww... someone just went and appreciated our Emily!
Oh. I think I may actually be ill. That'll mess with my clearing out my desk and getting ready to go. Huh.
Brenda, the thing was HUGE. It was MechaPossum huge.
Aye, and teeth the size of a man's thumb it had, and its eye glowed red with the light of a thousand hellfires burning inside its bone-white devil's face. 'Twas a beast straight out of nightmare, an' I hopes to live the rest of me days without seeing its like again.