I was cleaning out from under the xmas tree. In prep to take it down tomorrow. I just found an unopened xmas present...
It's because you didn't have a strong father figure isn't it?
Joyce ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Jan 05, 2006 12:21:13 pm PST #3394 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Trudy Booth - Jan 05, 2006 12:22:40 pm PST #3395 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beth, that is awesome.
beth b - Jan 05, 2006 12:28:04 pm PST #3396 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
This present has no label. It is in our paper. I am guessing it is from Matt to me....
Which is extra funny cause he hates to wait to give me presents....
Topic!Cindy - Jan 05, 2006 1:31:36 pm PST #3397 of 10001
What is even happening?
...and contained a $100 Barnes & Noble gift card. Scuse me, I think I've just developed allergies to all this paper...
My reaction to a $100 dollar B&N gift card would likely begin with the letter O.
beth b - Jan 05, 2006 1:33:50 pm PST #3398 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I have cleaned a teeny tiny bit of my small house. I would rather have a B&N gift certificate.
billytea - Jan 05, 2006 1:38:18 pm PST #3399 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My reaction to a $100 dollar B&N gift card would likely begin with the letter O.
OKLAHOMA!!
Lee - Jan 05, 2006 1:45:28 pm PST #3400 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Octopus!
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2006 1:49:07 pm PST #3401 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Occipital lobe!
Spidra Webster - Jan 05, 2006 1:53:37 pm PST #3402 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Ozymandias!
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2006 1:54:54 pm PST #3403 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ovulation!