'Underneath'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Brenda, the thing was HUGE. It was MechaPossum huge.
Aye, and teeth the size of a man's thumb it had, and its eye glowed red with the light of a thousand hellfires burning inside its bone-white devil's face. 'Twas a beast straight out of nightmare, an' I hopes to live the rest of me days without seeing its like again.
I was cleaning out from under the xmas tree. In prep to take it down tomorrow. I just found an unopened xmas present...
Beth, that is awesome.
This present has no label. It is in our paper. I am guessing it is from Matt to me....
Which is extra funny cause he hates to wait to give me presents....
...and contained a $100 Barnes & Noble gift card. Scuse me, I think I've just developed allergies to all this paper...
My reaction to a $100 dollar B&N gift card would likely begin with the letter O.
I have cleaned a teeny tiny bit of my small house. I would rather have a B&N gift certificate.
My reaction to a $100 dollar B&N gift card would likely begin with the letter O.
OKLAHOMA!!
Octopus!
Occipital lobe!
Ozymandias!