Brenda, the thing was HUGE. It was MechaPossum huge.
Aye, and teeth the size of a man's thumb it had, and its eye glowed red with the light of a thousand hellfires burning inside its bone-white devil's face. 'Twas a beast straight out of nightmare, an' I hopes to live the rest of me days without seeing its like again.
I was cleaning out from under the xmas tree. In prep to take it down tomorrow. I just found an unopened xmas present...
This present has no label. It is in our paper. I am guessing it is from Matt to me....
Which is extra funny cause he hates to wait to give me presents....
...and contained a $100 Barnes & Noble gift card. Scuse me, I think I've just developed allergies to all this paper...
My reaction to a $100 dollar B&N gift card would likely begin with the letter
O.
I have cleaned a teeny tiny bit of my small house. I would rather have a B&N gift certificate.