Marry me, Erin.
Erin's got the sexy erudition.
I get serious wood for big sexy brains.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 2:40:46 pm PST #3100 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Pix - Jan 03, 2006 2:41:50 pm PST #3101 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh dear. I seem to have dropped by at a bad time...
Whan that Aprille with his shores soote, the droughte of March hath...
What? Chaucer doesn't do it for you?
I'll leave now.
meara - Jan 03, 2006 2:42:26 pm PST #3102 of 10001
Went to see an apartment tonight, and it might be cool (and the lady was very nice), but I decided it's worth *trying* the new rent for a few months, and have emailed my landlord asking if it'd be OK to extend the lease to the end of June. I figure that'll give me some time to see how the new cost feels, and then find a new place if it seems too expensive. (And hey, maybe at that point there'll be a new apartment available at the place I looked at! Though the "having my own parking space" thing at that place was verrrry tempting)
9 times out of 10, it's being used as a pickup line, rather than as shorthand during a gender dysphoria discussion. And pickup lines are lame. So there.
Heh. What Jess said.
So I'm not lazy for not wanting to risk breaking a limb or getting into a car accident?
Well, the car accident part is probably more annoying to them (were I a manager, cause anyone who comes in would have to deal with that), but the "I have trouble walking and can't get there" bit kinda trumps that. Fuck 'em.
Her husband is a crazy organizer guy who calls all her friends on her birthday to remind them to call her
Um. That's a little weird. Cause sure, people forget, but...I'd rather my friends call me because they remember, than because someone else called them and said "CALL HER!"
"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?" Or at least, the latter was in use during my University days. Along with "Get your coat, love, you've pulled."
Hee. Somehow these sound so much more elegant than our versions (though if you tried the second one in a bar, 99% of people wouldn't know what the hell you were talking about, I expect)
As for the "taking bra off under shirt"...I'd say leaning towards tacky if you're INTENDING it to titilate (because really, there are better ways), but not inherently tacky (if you're just trying to be discreet in semi-public or somesuch).
Leif is getting big too
OMG, he's huge! And so cute!!
used to enjoy telling me that he had a whale (or, on other occasions, a mouse, or a monkey, or an elephant) in his pants.
Heh. Oh dear.
What does one need to do when leaving a place after 6 years?
Make sure you've got emails and phone numbers of anyone you might possibly need to contact in the future, be it for drinks or for a reference. Home email/phone as well as work, and including coworkers, bosses, and clients.
Yuck...shaved eyebrows. My mom says that sometimes when you do that they don't grow back
My grandmother shaved hers off in the 30s or early 40s, and they never grew back (dunno how LONG she shaved them for, but not for more than a few years, at most)
And in conclusion, Erin is a sexy sexy Bitch.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:43:34 pm PST #3103 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I thinks "loins" is like "pants." Sounds plural, is singular.
Well, hopefully.
You know, I was just thinking about Betsy's reply, and thinking to myself, "Hrm, I usually just say "my pussy" -- no name -- when all of a sudden I remembered that awful "My Buddy" doll, and the theme song for the commercial, and now I have "My Pussy" running through my heads -- with accompanying visuals from the commercial.
It's quite disturbing.
DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 2:43:37 pm PST #3104 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Sammie the cat is now safely snuggling in the crook of my left arm and on my shoulder. For ten minutes now.
This is a major step for her trust. She's been very shy and slowly learning that I'm not a threat for several months.
Harvey the cat, OTOH, jumped on me and told me to skritch him almost instantly.
t carefully skritces Sammi
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:43:56 pm PST #3105 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh dear. I seem to have dropped by at a bad time...
The reign of King Henry II?
Ok, so one at least person here has named their loins after all.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:45:14 pm PST #3106 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Not bad, Kristin! I feel your watery pain!
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:46:09 pm PST #3107 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I thinks "loins" is like "pants." Sounds plural, is singular.
Yeah, it's short for 'pantaloins'.
DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 2:46:33 pm PST #3108 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
You'd think you'd have been on a first-name basis after all these years. Is it all "How do you do, Ms. Queynt? Isn't the weather lovely?"
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:47:17 pm PST #3109 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
'pantaloins' --
Which is actually something that occurs during oral sex, not an article of clothing