Not bad, Kristin! I feel your watery pain!
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:45:14 pm PST #3106 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:46:09 pm PST #3107 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I thinks "loins" is like "pants." Sounds plural, is singular.
Yeah, it's short for 'pantaloins'.
DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 2:46:33 pm PST #3108 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
You'd think you'd have been on a first-name basis after all these years. Is it all "How do you do, Ms. Queynt? Isn't the weather lovely?"
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:47:17 pm PST #3109 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
'pantaloins' --
Which is actually something that occurs during oral sex, not an article of clothing
DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:49:25 pm PST #3110 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
'pantaloins' --
Not to be confused with Panto-loins. Which has much more of a mime-sex provenance.
Nobody deserves mime sex, Buffy.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2006 2:49:39 pm PST #3111 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Pee-Pee TeePees for the Sprinkling Wee-Wee.
Step away from the assonance, lady, and nobody gets hurt.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:50:35 pm PST #3112 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
(I was trying to come up with an assonance joke, and just....couldn't.)
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 2:51:32 pm PST #3113 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
'pantaloins'
Not to be confused with Santaloins, which...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:52:17 pm PST #3114 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BWAH!
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:57:16 pm PST #3115 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Not to be confused with Santaloins, which...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)
Hee. Disturbing facts about his Santanatomy.
Now I'm imagining Fay explaining the Sack of Troy. In her version it's what lured Helen over there in the first place.