'pantaloins' --
Which is actually something that occurs during oral sex, not an article of clothing
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:47:17 pm PST #3109 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:49:25 pm PST #3110 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
'pantaloins' --
Not to be confused with Panto-loins. Which has much more of a mime-sex provenance.
Nobody deserves mime sex, Buffy.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2006 2:49:39 pm PST #3111 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Pee-Pee TeePees for the Sprinkling Wee-Wee.
Step away from the assonance, lady, and nobody gets hurt.
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:50:35 pm PST #3112 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
(I was trying to come up with an assonance joke, and just....couldn't.)
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 2:51:32 pm PST #3113 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
'pantaloins'
Not to be confused with Santaloins, which...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:52:17 pm PST #3114 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BWAH!
billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:57:16 pm PST #3115 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Not to be confused with Santaloins, which...well, suffice it to say that Santa comes but once a year - but he visits EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, and many people beyond, and he knows exactly who's naughty and who's nice, and makes sure to give them what they're asking for. (There's enough in his sack for everybody.)
Hee. Disturbing facts about his Santanatomy.
Now I'm imagining Fay explaining the Sack of Troy. In her version it's what lured Helen over there in the first place.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 2:58:05 pm PST #3116 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Um. That's a little weird. Cause sure, people forget, but...I'd rather my friends call me because they remember, than because someone else called them and said "CALL HER!"
I very carefully do not tell her about the reminder vociemail.
So, heard from my mom at about 5:45pm EST, my dad's procedure apprantly went very well and the surgeon is very pleased. She'll see him tomorrow.
Cass - Jan 03, 2006 3:00:53 pm PST #3117 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
That's great news Nora!
This is a drive-by for the time being. I slept from 10 this morning to 2, so I should be good for another night. I'll bounce back in occasionally. Thank you all for your support. It's meant the world to me during this time.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 03, 2006 3:02:07 pm PST #3118 of 10001
What is even happening?
So, heard from my mom at about 5:45pm EST, my dad's procedure apprantly went very well and the surgeon is very pleased. She'll see him tomorrow.Oh, good news, Nora!!! I'm glad I made it through the 191 messages you crazy Bitches posted, today.