Buffistas.org
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'

Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

Closed Threads

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

First Previous Next Last Recent
Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:43:34 pm PST #3103 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I thinks "loins" is like "pants." Sounds plural, is singular.

Well, hopefully.

You know, I was just thinking about Betsy's reply, and thinking to myself, "Hrm, I usually just say "my pussy" -- no name -- when all of a sudden I remembered that awful "My Buddy" doll, and the theme song for the commercial, and now I have "My Pussy" running through my heads -- with accompanying visuals from the commercial.

It's quite disturbing.

DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 2:43:37 pm PST #3104 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sammie the cat is now safely snuggling in the crook of my left arm and on my shoulder. For ten minutes now.

This is a major step for her trust. She's been very shy and slowly learning that I'm not a threat for several months.

Harvey the cat, OTOH, jumped on me and told me to skritch him almost instantly.

t carefully skritces Sammi

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:43:56 pm PST #3105 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh dear. I seem to have dropped by at a bad time...

The reign of King Henry II?

Ok, so one at least person here has named their loins after all.

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:45:14 pm PST #3106 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Not bad, Kristin! I feel your watery pain!

billytea - Jan 03, 2006 2:46:09 pm PST #3107 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I thinks "loins" is like "pants." Sounds plural, is singular.

Yeah, it's short for 'pantaloins'.

DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 2:46:33 pm PST #3108 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

You'd think you'd have been on a first-name basis after all these years. Is it all "How do you do, Ms. Queynt? Isn't the weather lovely?"

Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:47:17 pm PST #3109 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

'pantaloins' --

Which is actually something that occurs during oral sex, not an article of clothing

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 2:49:25 pm PST #3110 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

'pantaloins' --

Not to be confused with Panto-loins. Which has much more of a mime-sex provenance.

Nobody deserves mime sex, Buffy.

Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2006 2:49:39 pm PST #3111 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Pee-Pee TeePees for the Sprinkling Wee-Wee.

Step away from the assonance, lady, and nobody gets hurt.

Strix - Jan 03, 2006 2:50:35 pm PST #3112 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(I was trying to come up with an assonance joke, and just....couldn't.)

First Previous Next Last Recent