Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Dec 29, 2005 8:23:36 pm PST #2249 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Instead of getting cancer, they should get a pony.

Here she comes now, and she wants her pony.
They thought she had cancer but that was phony
"They gave me drugs and I feel all right now"
She saddles it up, and she'll ride all night now
"Cause I feel all right, "
She says "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah"

(Ooh, I want my Po-po-popo pony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my Po-po-popo pony) Is that true?
(Ooh, I want my Po-po-popo pony) Or you'll sue?
(Ooh, I want my Po-po-popo pony)
She says "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah" (Yeah) "Yeah"


erikaj - Dec 29, 2005 8:23:58 pm PST #2250 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's getting not to be funny when something unexpectedly tragic happens to somebody and my brother says "And they told her she had a 95% cure rate from a little tumor, too." And I'm dark and all, but shit, you know. A few times we all laughed, but basta already. Just, you know, sharing the J. cancer response.


Volans - Dec 29, 2005 9:00:17 pm PST #2251 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Wrod, erika.

I would rather die from hummingbird-induced cuteness than from cancer.

But since pretty much everybody who served in Romania in the decade we did has died of cancer around age 50, I figure my chances of dying by cuteness are slim.


beth b - Dec 29, 2005 9:20:20 pm PST #2252 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{{Cass}}}

and Cancer - sucks the big one.

hummingbirds, kittens, puppies and strange pairings between birds and mice - well, they all rock.


DebetEsse - Dec 29, 2005 9:22:15 pm PST #2253 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

{{{Cass}}}


Spidra Webster - Dec 29, 2005 9:29:22 pm PST #2254 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

(((Cass)))

(((MG's assistant)))


Sean K - Dec 29, 2005 10:13:50 pm PST #2255 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

{{{{{Cass}}}}}


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 1:02:08 am PST #2256 of 10001
What is even happening?

I keep hoping that one morning, my grandma will just have peacefully died while asleep, so that she can never feel any of this pain. Or as little as possible. I don't think that will happen but I can hope a little.
They're getting really good at pain management. Also, I figure we all wept through Terms of Endearment, despite knowing we were being emotionally manipulated, for a reason. When someone's illness is terminal, there's not an iota of shame in being a demandy, won't-take-no-for-an-answer person, when requesting an increase in pain meds for a loved one.
Her illness is sudden, now I hope her death can be also. At least I hope that it is as peaceful as possible.
Yes, this. I am so sorry Cass. If she has to go, I hope she goes softly, easily, and quickly. Love to you all.
I am sorry for the cancer and debt that is dogging the buffistas. I am acquainted with both and neither association has embiggened me.
Amen.


billytea - Dec 30, 2005 1:11:18 am PST #2257 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Cancer is stoopid. Way too many cool people die from it.

Cancer has also killed half of the Tasmanian devil population over the last five years.


Fay - Dec 30, 2005 1:22:10 am PST #2258 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Good lord. You don't see that on the cartoon.