Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2005 3:48:53 am PST #1325 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey y'all a man walked by my window.


WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2005 3:52:09 am PST #1326 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I remember learning about parallamagrams in geomelfy class in noodle school.


WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2005 3:59:54 am PST #1327 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Maybe I should lay off the dextromethorphan.


DCJensen - Dec 23, 2005 4:08:12 am PST #1328 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

elf monkey noodle llama

Spoonwoggin. Elf llama.

Also, Daniel just said, "Moose," to me.

MØØSE.

ETA: Once bitten, twice shy.


SuziQ - Dec 23, 2005 4:08:56 am PST #1329 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Am at work. Gronk.

Wearing santa hat.

Today BETTER be better than yesterday - shakes fist at universe.


Laura - Dec 23, 2005 4:15:38 am PST #1330 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Am at work now. Why didn’t anyone tell me it was cold out? I didn’t notice when I walked the dog. I dressed in Santa boxers and a t-shirt and find out it’s only mid-50s outside. I had to turn on the seat warmers. It will be warm by the time I leave, but what a surprise. Now to wrap stuff.

la la la la llama la la ma ma


vw bug - Dec 23, 2005 4:16:34 am PST #1331 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Me=procrastinating.

It should be like my middle name, or something.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2005 4:18:51 am PST #1332 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Santa arriving with presents: [link]

Here's something I didn't know:

Llama shows are becoming more and more popular throughout the United States. The Alpaca and Llama Show Association (ALSA) has been very active in establishing show standards and training judges. There are llama shows held in every state, year round.

What can you do with a llama?


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2005 4:20:25 am PST #1333 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Different Santa, different llama: [link]

eta: A whole page of Christmas-themed llamas: [link]

eta²: still more xmas llamas: [link]

eta³:

The one-l lama, he’s a priest.
The two-l llama, he’s a beast.
I will bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three-l lllama.


Fred Pete - Dec 23, 2005 4:28:34 am PST #1334 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

alpaca