I'm so glad. Whew.
I'm not glad at Hec's employers, who suck the dick of the donkey on which Mary rode to Jerusalem.
(I'm stuck on the phrase "on which" today. I don't know why.)
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm so glad. Whew.
I'm not glad at Hec's employers, who suck the dick of the donkey on which Mary rode to Jerusalem.
(I'm stuck on the phrase "on which" today. I don't know why.)
Oooh, I like it too. I think I'll use it in a sentence.
Hec and JZ's employers suck the pus-filled boils that cover the teat on which the Devil suckles.
And I killed it daid daid daid.
It's been a crazy morning.
Snuggles Empress.
Today can fuck off and die any time now.
Aw, Hec, no no no! Crap.
But yay and hurray, husband of Cash, and also straight-A-getting ChiKat and bio-final-finishing vw!
Also, bleargh. I feel super-hugely pukey this morning. I ate a decent breakfast this morning, it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant, and there are no fevers or aches or other indications that my body is about to be stomped by a virus. If this nausea is going to give me neither another human being nor a bunch of days away from work, curled up in bed with hot tea and trashy novels, it is of no use whatever to me and it can go away any minute now, thanks.
That's a nice one, Aimee. Sorry, I suddenly realized that I had a few minutes to take a shower before Aidan gets off the bus, and an Aidan free shower is a lovely thing.
it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant
::looks to the east for a star::
Oh, I forgot to say yay to Chikat for the straight A report card! Woot!
JZ, I hope the nausea slinks back to Hec's paycheck person, where it belongs. Soonest.
Preps shipment of frankincense and myrrh to SF. Decides to horde gold for self in case it's a false alarm.
it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant
::looks to the east for a star::
And thus was a new swear word created: "Jesuzmayhem!"