Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Dec 22, 2005 7:17:07 am PST #1106 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I'm so glad. Whew.

I'm not glad at Hec's employers, who suck the dick of the donkey on which Mary rode to Jerusalem.

(I'm stuck on the phrase "on which" today. I don't know why.)


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 7:18:36 am PST #1107 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oooh, I like it too. I think I'll use it in a sentence.

Hec and JZ's employers suck the pus-filled boils that cover the teat on which the Devil suckles.


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 7:32:19 am PST #1108 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And I killed it daid daid daid.

It's been a crazy morning.


SuziQ - Dec 22, 2005 7:45:00 am PST #1109 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Snuggles Empress.

Today can fuck off and die any time now.


JZ - Dec 22, 2005 7:45:46 am PST #1110 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, Hec, no no no! Crap.

But yay and hurray, husband of Cash, and also straight-A-getting ChiKat and bio-final-finishing vw!

Also, bleargh. I feel super-hugely pukey this morning. I ate a decent breakfast this morning, it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant, and there are no fevers or aches or other indications that my body is about to be stomped by a virus. If this nausea is going to give me neither another human being nor a bunch of days away from work, curled up in bed with hot tea and trashy novels, it is of no use whatever to me and it can go away any minute now, thanks.


Deena - Dec 22, 2005 7:46:03 am PST #1111 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

That's a nice one, Aimee. Sorry, I suddenly realized that I had a few minutes to take a shower before Aidan gets off the bus, and an Aidan free shower is a lovely thing.


Aims - Dec 22, 2005 7:47:44 am PST #1112 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant

::looks to the east for a star::


Deena - Dec 22, 2005 7:50:10 am PST #1113 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, I forgot to say yay to Chikat for the straight A report card! Woot!

JZ, I hope the nausea slinks back to Hec's paycheck person, where it belongs. Soonest.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2005 7:51:36 am PST #1114 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Preps shipment of frankincense and myrrh to SF. Decides to horde gold for self in case it's a false alarm.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2005 7:54:45 am PST #1115 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant

::looks to the east for a star::

And thus was a new swear word created: "Jesuzmayhem!"