it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant
::looks to the east for a star::
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Dec 22, 2005 7:47:44 am PST #1112 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Deena - Dec 22, 2005 7:50:10 am PST #1113 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Oh, I forgot to say yay to Chikat for the straight A report card! Woot!
JZ, I hope the nausea slinks back to Hec's paycheck person, where it belongs. Soonest.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2005 7:51:36 am PST #1114 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Preps shipment of frankincense and myrrh to SF. Decides to horde gold for self in case it's a false alarm.
Steph L. - Dec 22, 2005 7:54:45 am PST #1115 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant
::looks to the east for a star::
And thus was a new swear word created: "Jesuzmayhem!"
JZ - Dec 22, 2005 7:56:14 am PST #1116 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I hope the nausea slinks back to Hec's paycheck person, where it belongs. Soonest.
Actually, I'm feeling generous. I'd like to take up a collection on the paycheck person's behalf. Anyone with any spare nausea, itchy spots, boils, blisters, inexplicable funky smells under their fingernails, crusty dry patches, carbuncles, scabs, heartburn, chipped teeth and dandruff, please send it on to Paycheck Person, wrapped up with a big red bow. So festive!
Jen - Dec 22, 2005 8:00:52 am PST #1117 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant
Never say never! Seriously. Some women ovulate more than once a month.
ION, I got waxed for the first time today. Holy. Sweet. Weeping. Jesuzmayhem.
amych - Dec 22, 2005 8:02:29 am PST #1118 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
t ships psoriasis, wonky shoulder, and the terrifying possibility of multiple ovulation to Paycheck Person
juliana - Dec 22, 2005 8:05:12 am PST #1119 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Hya. Sitting at home today, listening to the movers move my crap around. This is really hard, actually. Gynegh.
Lee - Dec 22, 2005 8:07:32 am PST #1120 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ugh, Juliana.
You will get through this, and in the mean time, hugs.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 22, 2005 8:15:09 am PST #1121 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
{{juliana}} I'm so sorry. Like Perkins said, it will get better. Hang on.