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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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JZ - Dec 22, 2005 7:45:46 am PST #1110 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, Hec, no no no! Crap.

But yay and hurray, husband of Cash, and also straight-A-getting ChiKat and bio-final-finishing vw!

Also, bleargh. I feel super-hugely pukey this morning. I ate a decent breakfast this morning, it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant, and there are no fevers or aches or other indications that my body is about to be stomped by a virus. If this nausea is going to give me neither another human being nor a bunch of days away from work, curled up in bed with hot tea and trashy novels, it is of no use whatever to me and it can go away any minute now, thanks.

Deena - Dec 22, 2005 7:46:03 am PST #1111 of 10001

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

That's a nice one, Aimee. Sorry, I suddenly realized that I had a few minutes to take a shower before Aidan gets off the bus, and an Aidan free shower is a lovely thing.

Aims - Dec 22, 2005 7:47:44 am PST #1112 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant

::looks to the east for a star::

Deena - Dec 22, 2005 7:50:10 am PST #1113 of 10001

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, I forgot to say yay to Chikat for the straight A report card! Woot!

JZ, I hope the nausea slinks back to Hec's paycheck person, where it belongs. Soonest.

Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2005 7:51:36 am PST #1114 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Preps shipment of frankincense and myrrh to SF. Decides to horde gold for self in case it's a false alarm.

Steph L. - Dec 22, 2005 7:54:45 am PST #1115 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant

::looks to the east for a star::

And thus was a new swear word created: "Jesuzmayhem!"

JZ - Dec 22, 2005 7:56:14 am PST #1116 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I hope the nausea slinks back to Hec's paycheck person, where it belongs. Soonest.

Actually, I'm feeling generous. I'd like to take up a collection on the paycheck person's behalf. Anyone with any spare nausea, itchy spots, boils, blisters, inexplicable funky smells under their fingernails, crusty dry patches, carbuncles, scabs, heartburn, chipped teeth and dandruff, please send it on to Paycheck Person, wrapped up with a big red bow. So festive!

Jen - Dec 22, 2005 8:00:52 am PST #1117 of 10001

love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

it's cyclically not possible for me to be pregnant

Never say never! Seriously. Some women ovulate more than once a month.

ION, I got waxed for the first time today. Holy. Sweet. Weeping. Jesuzmayhem.

amych - Dec 22, 2005 8:02:29 am PST #1118 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t ships psoriasis, wonky shoulder, and the terrifying possibility of multiple ovulation to Paycheck Person

juliana - Dec 22, 2005 8:05:12 am PST #1119 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Hya. Sitting at home today, listening to the movers move my crap around. This is really hard, actually. Gynegh.

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