Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Nicole - Dec 21, 2005 5:35:54 am PST #146 of 506
I'm getting the pig!

Suzi, I'm going to assume the cd got there. Yay! Hope you enjoy it.


Jon B. - Dec 21, 2005 5:39:25 am PST #147 of 506
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Yesterday, I received from some mysterious person in the Chicago area, and poster of the Simpsons parodying Georges Seurat's Un dimanche après-midi à l'Ile de la Grande Jatte.

If this was from my Buffista Seekret Santy, Thank You! It's an awesome poster. I would link to an image of it, but all I can find online is the original.


Laura - Dec 21, 2005 5:40:32 am PST #148 of 506
Our wings are not tired.

I can start the day right with pancakes and omeletes with liqour in them.

Yay! I see another on board with the concept of rejecting sobriety in 2006.


Jon B. - Dec 21, 2005 5:41:45 am PST #149 of 506
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Found it: [link]


Jessica - Dec 21, 2005 5:44:34 am PST #150 of 506
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My gift will go out today! I don't think there's any chance of it arriving before Christmas, sadly. Apologies in advance,but I hope my giftee enjoys it in the new year.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2005 5:47:28 am PST #151 of 506
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Christmas only starts on 12/25, everyone! 12 days! Not to mention Chanukah this year, and Kwanzaa. The week between 12/25 and 1/1 is prime gift-giving time!


Jon B. - Dec 21, 2005 5:48:13 am PST #152 of 506
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Good thing, because I haven't sent my gift yet either.


msbelle - Dec 21, 2005 5:48:27 am PST #153 of 506
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

HA! I was just coming to post that for you. It's like you are on a mission. Everyone should host 12th night parties in honor of Jesse. She is a one woman crusade!


SuziQ - Dec 21, 2005 5:59:48 am PST #154 of 506
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yes, it did Nicole and I'm all squeeeeeeee again. I needed a smile badly yesterday afternoon.


Laura - Dec 21, 2005 6:19:57 am PST #155 of 506
Our wings are not tired.

The last thing I would want is for my Santa to feel stressed. Anything before my birthday works for me. (late February) I'm all about the procrastination.

eta: Hee, the poster is adorable.