Y'all have helped me to realize that the entire concept of mailorder spouses just creeps me right the hell out
You didn't already know?
Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 8:58:21 am PST #5574 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
beekaytee - Dec 28, 2005 8:59:23 am PST #5575 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
> I call bullshit on this guy's photo.
I would too, if it weren't for a weird, distant relative of mine who looks just like that...even appeared in that "Bachelors" mag in the '80s when women were catalog shopping for mates. He appeared on about a dozen tv shows as a result...stayed single though.
Besides, that fellow in the photo claims self-employment. As a gigolo perhaps? Or a plastic surgeon's muse.
I'm liking Anatoly who has 'no bad habits'. Can I order one with the bad habit of being slavishly devoted to me?
Fred Pete - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:15 am PST #5576 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
but let's not forget the lesson Nicole Kidman taught us in Birthday Girl.
I'd like to, but that would involve not forgetting Nicole Kidman.
JZ - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:31 am PST #5577 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Okay, I am now so happy from clicking one of ita's links that I could die of it. It turns out that not only does Smoove B have his own website, but it has e-cards.
::dies::
sarameg - Dec 28, 2005 9:00:53 am PST #5578 of 10002
You didn't already know?
Never gave it much thought. Other than that's a good way to get into a really bad situation.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 28, 2005 9:01:51 am PST #5579 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
What is sort of unclear about the site is if the husband is shipped to you, or if you need to go to Russia and live there?
Also, when googling for that site, I found this-- which scares me MORE, although I feel that it may be a joke. [link]
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 9:02:08 am PST #5580 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
that would involve not forgetting Nicole Kidman.
Eh, I'll forget her for you. However I need to remember Ben Chaplin.
tommyrot - Dec 28, 2005 9:03:39 am PST #5581 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It turns out that not only does Smoove B have his own website, but it has e-cards.
I can't decide which is the best line:
Tonight, I will hit you doggie-style
or
Sometime soon, we will freak crazy.
Jesse - Dec 28, 2005 9:04:26 am PST #5582 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It turns out that not only does Smoove B have his own website, but it has e-cards.
AWESOME! And my Smoove-loving friend just called to tell me she's getting married! I sent her a card that says I'm thinking of them at this very moment.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 9:07:45 am PST #5583 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Never gave it much thought.
Some things I just know. Plus I saw the Wonderfalls ep.
I've just told a co-worker he's dating another co-worker. They both do krav, and all the instructors think they're dating. I'm tired of correcting them, so I'm fixing it on the back end.