It turns out that not only does Smoove B have his own website, but it has e-cards.
I can't decide which is the best line:
Tonight, I will hit you doggie-style
or
Sometime soon, we will freak crazy.
Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 28, 2005 9:03:39 am PST #5581 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Dec 28, 2005 9:04:26 am PST #5582 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It turns out that not only does Smoove B have his own website, but it has e-cards.
AWESOME! And my Smoove-loving friend just called to tell me she's getting married! I sent her a card that says I'm thinking of them at this very moment.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 9:07:45 am PST #5583 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Never gave it much thought.
Some things I just know. Plus I saw the Wonderfalls ep.
I've just told a co-worker he's dating another co-worker. They both do krav, and all the instructors think they're dating. I'm tired of correcting them, so I'm fixing it on the back end.
JZ - Dec 28, 2005 9:11:19 am PST #5584 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Beej, maybe what you need is Roman MI113:
I hope for a soon meeting and I promise to love you and care of you, my loved!!!!! I am calm and tempered man with a good nature.
Nikolay MI103 is also lacking in bad habits:
I am a ship cook and I visited almost all Europe. I like cooking, music, travelling, reading. I go in for sport (boxing, hard athletics, athletics and chess). I am without bad habits and I do not smoke at all or drink much.
Alexander is communicable:
General Information:
Looking for a romance with a woman. Try to study psichology. I`m a very communicable person. I can provide any kind of communication to know each other better.I seek you two six nine nine zero two six eight three. Hope to hear from you soon.
Apperance:
I`m tall good looking man. And my best features I hope are in my head. My outside appearance can be seen on the photo.
Looking for:
I accept everything in future relationship. Long
conversations and romantic starry nights are guaranteed. Everything you wish.
Allyson - Dec 28, 2005 9:11:54 am PST #5585 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ohhh. Tim's getting some Smoove B love right now.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 9:13:16 am PST #5586 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tim's getting some Smoove B love right now.
That's totally TMI.
Sophia, that needs to be a joke.
Allyson - Dec 28, 2005 9:13:42 am PST #5587 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
romantic starry nights are guaranteed.
What's the guarantee? I live in LA. There are no stars. Like, do I get my money back?
amych - Dec 28, 2005 9:14:37 am PST #5588 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Alexander is communicable:
Sure, but a quick course of antibiotics clears him right up.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 9:16:21 am PST #5589 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I live in LA. There are no stars.
You're just looking at it wrong.
You live in LA. There's a star at your local Coffee Bean right now.
Allyson - Dec 28, 2005 9:20:01 am PST #5590 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
That's totally TMI.
No, TIM. Jesus ita, I thought the dyslexia cleared up.
There's a star at your local Coffee Bean right now.
Not unless the armenian mob has gone Hollywood.