Has anyone discussed the new Burger King/King Kong commercial yet?

I mean, like the regular-sized Burger King dude wasn't scary enough...

I want to believe they were poking fun at themselves, at the breakfast sandwich commercials where the guy wakes up, opens the window shades, and Creepy Burger King Dude is standing there.

The King Kong blonde's scream of fear is the only reasonable response.

The King Kong blonde's scream of fear is the only reasonable response.

Or one of River's various responses to Reavers.

Was it Gud who asked about tea?

I usually make a whole pot of tea on the weekend. Pour one cup out and prep to drink; and pour the second cup out into an insulated coffee mug. No stewed tea, no tea cozies (Cthulhu or otherwise) necessary. That way I can use loose tea leaves, the way the Flying Spaghetti Monster intended.

I spent much of today taking some incredibly tedious web-based sexual harrassment training. *yawn*

I was told I needed to sexually harass more at krav. Any tips?

Groin kicks.

Get in people's personal space more, or touch them all the time. Make stupid jokes about your sexual prowess or other people's sexual attributes. When someone says "no," or backs away, keep pursuing them until they hide in the restroom.

That should do it.

grab asses, wink knowingly, toussel hair.

I just found out 2 not great things. 1) my mom fell today and either bruised or broke ribs. 2) car services are not taking reservations and super shuttle is full, so I can't guarantee a way to the airport Friday morning.

To make sure people are getting it, I'd recommend more cupping and less patting, in the area of "touching them all the time." Just so it's clear.

Lean in to an unsuspecting person going about his or her business and whisper "You're wearing black. That's very sexy." And curl your lip like Billy Idol.

That's what the janitor did to me once and it creeped me right the fuck out.

You could give everyone explicit nicknames.