The King Kong blonde's scream of fear is the only reasonable response.
Or one of River's various responses to Reavers.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 3:32:35 pm PST #3758 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Consuela - Dec 20, 2005 3:36:17 pm PST #3759 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Was it Gud who asked about tea?
I usually make a whole pot of tea on the weekend. Pour one cup out and prep to drink; and pour the second cup out into an insulated coffee mug. No stewed tea, no tea cozies (Cthulhu or otherwise) necessary. That way I can use loose tea leaves, the way the Flying Spaghetti Monster intended.
I spent much of today taking some incredibly tedious web-based sexual harrassment training. *yawn*
§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 3:40:07 pm PST #3760 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was told I needed to sexually harass more at krav. Any tips?
Eddie - Dec 20, 2005 3:41:18 pm PST #3761 of 10002
Your tag here.
Groin kicks.
Consuela - Dec 20, 2005 3:41:50 pm PST #3762 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Get in people's personal space more, or touch them all the time. Make stupid jokes about your sexual prowess or other people's sexual attributes. When someone says "no," or backs away, keep pursuing them until they hide in the restroom.
That should do it.
msbelle - Dec 20, 2005 3:43:29 pm PST #3763 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
grab asses, wink knowingly, toussel hair.
I just found out 2 not great things. 1) my mom fell today and either bruised or broke ribs. 2) car services are not taking reservations and super shuttle is full, so I can't guarantee a way to the airport Friday morning.
Jesse - Dec 20, 2005 3:43:48 pm PST #3764 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
To make sure people are getting it, I'd recommend more cupping and less patting, in the area of "touching them all the time." Just so it's clear.
Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 3:46:18 pm PST #3765 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Lean in to an unsuspecting person going about his or her business and whisper "You're wearing black. That's very sexy." And curl your lip like Billy Idol.
That's what the janitor did to me once and it creeped me right the fuck out.
Laura - Dec 20, 2005 3:47:40 pm PST #3766 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
You could give everyone explicit nicknames.
sarameg - Dec 20, 2005 3:48:20 pm PST #3767 of 10002
Go aggressively kiss the pretty ones and grab...stuff.
I'll call a friend with a horse and a pony and see if we can visit her stable, I think he'd love to pet the horses.
Dude, you are so winning the best auntie race, damnit. How old is your nephew? I haven't seen mine in a YEAR and he's 4 days shy of 3. I expect about 5 minute of shy/disinterest (auntie so loses to PLANES! right now) and then I'm going to give him whatever goodies I can get southwest to give me and going to be cool. If it weren't for goddamned security afraid of a three year old, I'd totally beat you by getting him a cockpit tour. Damnit.
I'm sorry for the family crap.
Also? I'm a big dork because I'm watching a NOVA on UAVs simply because my brother flew them in the army and in Kosovo. And I'm getting all indignant over the lack of mention of the Hunter (which, to be fair, is Army, without guns, and the AF version is the Predator, which really is a step up, but Army doesn't have it yet.)