I was told I needed to sexually harass more at krav. Any tips?
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Groin kicks.
Get in people's personal space more, or touch them all the time. Make stupid jokes about your sexual prowess or other people's sexual attributes. When someone says "no," or backs away, keep pursuing them until they hide in the restroom.
That should do it.
grab asses, wink knowingly, toussel hair.
I just found out 2 not great things. 1) my mom fell today and either bruised or broke ribs. 2) car services are not taking reservations and super shuttle is full, so I can't guarantee a way to the airport Friday morning.
To make sure people are getting it, I'd recommend more cupping and less patting, in the area of "touching them all the time." Just so it's clear.
Lean in to an unsuspecting person going about his or her business and whisper "You're wearing black. That's very sexy." And curl your lip like Billy Idol.
That's what the janitor did to me once and it creeped me right the fuck out.
You could give everyone explicit nicknames.
Go aggressively kiss the pretty ones and grab...stuff.
I'll call a friend with a horse and a pony and see if we can visit her stable, I think he'd love to pet the horses.
Dude, you are so winning the best auntie race, damnit. How old is your nephew? I haven't seen mine in a YEAR and he's 4 days shy of 3. I expect about 5 minute of shy/disinterest (auntie so loses to PLANES! right now) and then I'm going to give him whatever goodies I can get southwest to give me and going to be cool. If it weren't for goddamned security afraid of a three year old, I'd totally beat you by getting him a cockpit tour. Damnit.
I'm sorry for the family crap.
Also? I'm a big dork because I'm watching a NOVA on UAVs simply because my brother flew them in the army and in Kosovo. And I'm getting all indignant over the lack of mention of the Hunter (which, to be fair, is Army, without guns, and the AF version is the Predator, which really is a step up, but Army doesn't have it yet.)
Groin kicks are *so* covered. I know more about the texture of testicles at speed than I ever thought possible.
Cupping and joking and boasting - check.
I'm so lame in this regard.
Today's been a good headache day. So I'm going to pretend I'm going to class Saturday.
There's always insinuating that people will get fired if they don't sleep with you.