Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 20, 2005 2:50:17 pm PST #3753 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, this is why I only order pizza in. I am always disappointed with what I get otherwise. Bah.


Laura - Dec 20, 2005 2:53:17 pm PST #3754 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

In I'll-retire-soon news, I've now made 17¢

Now we have an answer to the thread question. To help ita retire!


Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 2:53:36 pm PST #3755 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think having a nice dinner is a good idea, msbelle. I was going to go see Brokeback but my heart can't do it tonight.

I picked up the things for my xmas dinner. A big fat chicken, potatoes for which to mash and season with chicken stock and garlic, corn, and strawberry ice cream for dessert.

I need to brine the chicken, I guess. I vaguely remember doing this last year.

And then on Friday I need to pick up titles for my zombie movie xmas marathon.


msbelle - Dec 20, 2005 3:02:26 pm PST #3756 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson's food for future dinner sounds yum.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2005 3:16:01 pm PST #3757 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Has anyone discussed the new Burger King/King Kong commercial yet?

I mean, like the regular-sized Burger King dude wasn't scary enough...

I want to believe they were poking fun at themselves, at the breakfast sandwich commercials where the guy wakes up, opens the window shades, and Creepy Burger King Dude is standing there.

The King Kong blonde's scream of fear is the only reasonable response.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 3:32:35 pm PST #3758 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The King Kong blonde's scream of fear is the only reasonable response.

Or one of River's various responses to Reavers.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2005 3:36:17 pm PST #3759 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Was it Gud who asked about tea?

I usually make a whole pot of tea on the weekend. Pour one cup out and prep to drink; and pour the second cup out into an insulated coffee mug. No stewed tea, no tea cozies (Cthulhu or otherwise) necessary. That way I can use loose tea leaves, the way the Flying Spaghetti Monster intended.

I spent much of today taking some incredibly tedious web-based sexual harrassment training. *yawn*


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 3:40:07 pm PST #3760 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was told I needed to sexually harass more at krav. Any tips?


Eddie - Dec 20, 2005 3:41:18 pm PST #3761 of 10002
Your tag here.

Groin kicks.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2005 3:41:50 pm PST #3762 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Get in people's personal space more, or touch them all the time. Make stupid jokes about your sexual prowess or other people's sexual attributes. When someone says "no," or backs away, keep pursuing them until they hide in the restroom.

That should do it.