Wonderful when it's your car and you're expecting it, FREAKY AS HELL when it's your mom's car that you drive once every year and you've forgotten about the butt warmers.
Heh. as I mentioned, my seat warmers are automatic. I was in the car with a friend when I glanced over to find that she had a curious expression on her face. I asked her if she was okay She said "well, um, my ass is warm" and I said "isn't it GREAT". She was confused, as she had not turned it on. It was amusing.
I have to turn my seat warmers on manually.
Now I feel all deprived.
PROVO, Utah (AP) -- The Utah Department of Transportation is preparing to resume using a cannon for avalanche control in Provo Canyon, and believes it can do so this time without shelling any neighborhoods.
Last March 23, an errant 105mm Howitzer round went over a hill and into the back yard of Lori and Scott Connors' Pleasant Grove home.
UDOT was very sorry to blow up those folks' garage.
[BOOM!!!!]
"Honey, were we expecting pirates?"
I'm doing a self-evaluation today. I'm not a fan of the self-evaluation. I don't suppose I should put "Wide variety of superpowers" for a strength.
Right, okay. So my Yahoo!Mail isn't working, and livejournal isn't working, and since I'm working, how can they expect me to work like this?
Injustice!
So my Yahoo!Mail isn't working, and livejournal isn't working, and since I'm working, how can they expect me to work like this?
Why aren't they working? They're working for me. Maybe they're frozen.
[link]
Just watched the Daily Show clip "Secular Central." There are no words for how much I love Jon Stewart.
Why aren't they working? They're working for me. Maybe they're frozen.
I'll have to try Yahoo again. LJ finally stopped giving me an error message long enough to write you a comment.
When it goes up on the Comedy Central website, make sure you check out last night's The Word segment on Venezuela's offer of free oil for poor NYC residents from The Colbert Report--it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen (the way that the bullet points are becoming their own character is a scream, especially the way that they counteracted SC's comments on the left side of the screen).
There are no words for how much I love Jon Stewart.
His Christmas present to O'Reilly was possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year. He deserves an Emmy
and
a Pulitzer for the whole segment, but the Jizzaporium was a thing of maniacal beauty.
Also, dear Lord, poor Samantha Bee looks about 87 weeks pregnant.