I have to turn my seat warmers on manually.
Now I feel all deprived.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Dec 08, 2005 9:39:30 am PST #308 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Steph L. - Dec 08, 2005 9:39:49 am PST #309 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
PROVO, Utah (AP) -- The Utah Department of Transportation is preparing to resume using a cannon for avalanche control in Provo Canyon, and believes it can do so this time without shelling any neighborhoods.
Last March 23, an errant 105mm Howitzer round went over a hill and into the back yard of Lori and Scott Connors' Pleasant Grove home.
UDOT was very sorry to blow up those folks' garage.
[BOOM!!!!]
"Honey, were we expecting pirates?"
Gudanov - Dec 08, 2005 10:21:24 am PST #310 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I'm doing a self-evaluation today. I'm not a fan of the self-evaluation. I don't suppose I should put "Wide variety of superpowers" for a strength.
shrift - Dec 08, 2005 10:22:19 am PST #311 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Right, okay. So my Yahoo!Mail isn't working, and livejournal isn't working, and since I'm working, how can they expect me to work like this?
Injustice!
Dana - Dec 08, 2005 10:32:17 am PST #312 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
So my Yahoo!Mail isn't working, and livejournal isn't working, and since I'm working, how can they expect me to work like this?
Why aren't they working? They're working for me. Maybe they're frozen.
Dana - Dec 08, 2005 10:37:07 am PST #313 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Just watched the Daily Show clip "Secular Central." There are no words for how much I love Jon Stewart.
shrift - Dec 08, 2005 10:43:08 am PST #314 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Why aren't they working? They're working for me. Maybe they're frozen.
I'll have to try Yahoo again. LJ finally stopped giving me an error message long enough to write you a comment.
Kathy A - Dec 08, 2005 10:51:44 am PST #315 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
When it goes up on the Comedy Central website, make sure you check out last night's The Word segment on Venezuela's offer of free oil for poor NYC residents from The Colbert Report--it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen (the way that the bullet points are becoming their own character is a scream, especially the way that they counteracted SC's comments on the left side of the screen).
JZ - Dec 08, 2005 10:54:36 am PST #316 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
There are no words for how much I love Jon Stewart.
His Christmas present to O'Reilly was possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year. He deserves an Emmy and a Pulitzer for the whole segment, but the Jizzaporium was a thing of maniacal beauty.
Also, dear Lord, poor Samantha Bee looks about 87 weeks pregnant.
Burrell - Dec 08, 2005 11:00:29 am PST #317 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hey all, we're back. Franny's overdose was well below the toxic limit, so now we're back home, she's napping, and I am making lunch. I'm glad I was there when they were drawing her blood because that part was scary, but for the most part it was all about the ER workers coming in the room to admire the cute.