When it goes up on the Comedy Central website, make sure you check out last night's The Word segment on Venezuela's offer of free oil for poor NYC residents from The Colbert Report--it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen (the way that the bullet points are becoming their own character is a scream, especially the way that they counteracted SC's comments on the left side of the screen).
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Kathy A - Dec 08, 2005 10:51:44 am PST #315 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
JZ - Dec 08, 2005 10:54:36 am PST #316 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
There are no words for how much I love Jon Stewart.
His Christmas present to O'Reilly was possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year. He deserves an Emmy and a Pulitzer for the whole segment, but the Jizzaporium was a thing of maniacal beauty.
Also, dear Lord, poor Samantha Bee looks about 87 weeks pregnant.
Burrell - Dec 08, 2005 11:00:29 am PST #317 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hey all, we're back. Franny's overdose was well below the toxic limit, so now we're back home, she's napping, and I am making lunch. I'm glad I was there when they were drawing her blood because that part was scary, but for the most part it was all about the ER workers coming in the room to admire the cute.
Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 11:01:35 am PST #318 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I lurve the bullet point and want to have thousands of bullet point babies with it.
"Cuz, we could send a tanker.."
Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2005 11:02:58 am PST #319 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
(the way that the bullet points are becoming their own character is a scream, especially the way that they counteracted SC's comments on the left side of the screen)
TOTALLY agree. Even if the rest of the show isn't good on a given night, it's usually worth tuning in for the Word. It's also the one place the show gets to break out of character a bit.
His Christmas present to O'Reilly was possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year. He deserves an Emmy and a Pulitzer for the whole segment, but the Jizzaporium was a thing of maniacal beauty.
Oh god, I was dying. Can someone quote that entire line/bit, pleasepleaseplease? I was laughing too hard to memorize it.
Jesse - Dec 08, 2005 11:06:04 am PST #320 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Franny's overdose was well below the toxic limit, so now we're back home, she's napping, and I am making lunch. I'm glad I was there when they were drawing her blood because that part was scary, but for the most part it was all about the ER workers coming in the room to admire the cute.
Good good!
Lee - Dec 08, 2005 11:07:49 am PST #321 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yay Burrell and family!
bon bon - Dec 08, 2005 11:08:17 am PST #322 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Thank god about Franny. I knew Tylenol was toxic to adults, good thing it's less toxic for wee ones.
Also, dear Lord, poor Samantha Bee looks about 87 weeks pregnant.
That sight gag was HYSTERICAL.
Consuela - Dec 08, 2005 11:13:48 am PST #323 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Good news on poor little Franny!
And oh, god, we're having Drama here, and I ate a huge sandwich that made my stomach hurt, and I'm afraid I've committed wank in my LJ, and can I just go Hoooome?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 11:21:03 am PST #324 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yay Frankie!
Has she Learnt A Valuable Lesson? Or is she still too young for that?
'Suela, is that where I think it might be?
I am your sister in lunch-misjudgment. Sushi makes my cranky tummy and head feel...well, if not better, no worse. However, only if I don't order stuff like California and salmon skin rolls. Even though I didn't finish them, it was enough. At least my 1pm got cancelled.