Well, as long as the coworkers don't know what I was expecting, it shouldn't matter.
The only thought on the coworkers' minds is going to be "COOKIES!!!!"
Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DXMachina - Dec 15, 2005 4:45:33 am PST #2199 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 4:47:37 am PST #2200 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Testing the backwash of a 747. I love the music choice too.
That was fun. And, I have learned a valuable lesson.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 4:56:20 am PST #2201 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Of course, what I really want to see is what happens when someone gets sucked into the engine of a 747. Or maybe a 777, as they have bigger engines (over 100,000 lbs of thrust on some models).
Of course, pushing someone in front of a big jet engine (even a naughty person) might be considered unethical. So we need a corpse. And probably a couple million dollars to pay for a new engine....
sumi - Dec 15, 2005 5:09:01 am PST #2202 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Well, on Alias, Spy!Granma is definitely looking for something and acting like a villain. .. but perhaps it'll work out that she's not, you know?
How'd you like that cut between, I think Syd being tortured right to Spy!Granpa - for a nanosecond they made me think that he had kidnapped Sydney and was behind it all.
Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2005 5:09:58 am PST #2203 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass, do not puncture your skull.
t gently takes away puncturing implement
Nutty - Dec 15, 2005 5:13:32 am PST #2204 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
So we need a corpse. And probably a couple million dollars to pay for a new engine....
This sounds like a job for Buster, the crash test dummy on Mythbusters.
I mean, it would be his last job, but considering he's been rocketed, blown up while sitting on a toilet, bashed with exploding soda cans, and who knows what else, I think it would be a fitting retirement ceremony for him.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 5:15:07 am PST #2205 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But Buster's not squooshy enough. You need something that's both going to fragment and send wet gobbets flying.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 5:17:28 am PST #2206 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You need something that's both going to fragment and send wet gobbets flying.
Like a goat?
DebetEsse - Dec 15, 2005 5:18:06 am PST #2207 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I think it's the sort of thing they tend to use dead pigs for.
Gudanov - Dec 15, 2005 5:19:32 am PST #2208 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Like a goat?
Sort of a modern-age goat sacrifice to the god of thrust.