Cass, do not puncture your skull.
t gently takes away puncturing implement
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2005 5:09:58 am PST #2203 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nutty - Dec 15, 2005 5:13:32 am PST #2204 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
So we need a corpse. And probably a couple million dollars to pay for a new engine....
This sounds like a job for Buster, the crash test dummy on Mythbusters.
I mean, it would be his last job, but considering he's been rocketed, blown up while sitting on a toilet, bashed with exploding soda cans, and who knows what else, I think it would be a fitting retirement ceremony for him.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 5:15:07 am PST #2205 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But Buster's not squooshy enough. You need something that's both going to fragment and send wet gobbets flying.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 5:17:28 am PST #2206 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You need something that's both going to fragment and send wet gobbets flying.
Like a goat?
DebetEsse - Dec 15, 2005 5:18:06 am PST #2207 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I think it's the sort of thing they tend to use dead pigs for.
Gudanov - Dec 15, 2005 5:19:32 am PST #2208 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Like a goat?
Sort of a modern-age goat sacrifice to the god of thrust.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 5:19:48 am PST #2209 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mmm. Kerosene-flavored bacon.
sarameg - Dec 15, 2005 5:23:25 am PST #2210 of 10002
So they yanked the primary UPSes out of line last weekend, as they are being replaced this weekend.
The lights just flickered and everything started to whomp.
Oops.
juliana - Dec 15, 2005 5:28:52 am PST #2211 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Timelies.
(from 17+ hours ago)
Aiiee. I'm just teasing the Berkeley peeps, honest. I'm getting a head start on all the teasing I'll get for coming from MN. I'll be quiet now. Sorry if I offended.
Also, I'll be done at 6:30ish on the 14th, if anyone wants to grab dinner with me. There will be reminders. Possibly begging.
Capoeira cafe!
Ooooooh.
Robin, sorry about the having-to-fire-someone. That blows.
Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: "It was time for your cup to die."
That is one of my favorite koans of all time.
When I look at it on Safari, the way it is formatted makes it too long for the browser, and I can't see the bottom of the page, and can't leave comments, since I can't get to the "post comment" button.
Me, too, but I'm in IE. Grumble. And ita - the black beads are better.
Yay for Jesse and Emily being done! YAY!
The lights just flickered and everything started to whomp.
Ruh-oh.
DXMachina - Dec 15, 2005 5:32:13 am PST #2212 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Mmm. Kerosene-flavored bacon.
Mmmm, smokey...