Of course, what I
really
want to see is what happens when someone gets sucked
into
the engine of a 747. Or maybe a 777, as they have bigger engines (over 100,000 lbs of thrust on some models).
Of course, pushing someone in front of a big jet engine (even a naughty person) might be considered unethical. So we need a corpse. And probably a couple million dollars to pay for a new engine....
Well, on Alias,
Spy!Granma is definitely looking for something and acting like a villain. .. but perhaps it'll work out that she's not, you know?
How'd you like that cut between, I think
Syd being tortured
right to
Spy!Granpa - for a nanosecond they made me think that he had kidnapped Sydney and was behind it all.
Cass, do not puncture your skull.
t gently takes away puncturing implement
So we need a corpse. And probably a couple million dollars to pay for a new engine....
This sounds like a job for Buster, the crash test dummy on Mythbusters.
I mean, it would be his
last
job, but considering he's been rocketed, blown up while sitting on a toilet, bashed with exploding soda cans, and who knows what else, I think it would be a fitting retirement ceremony for him.
But Buster's not squooshy enough. You need something that's both going to fragment and send wet gobbets flying.
I think it's the sort of thing they tend to use dead pigs for.
Like a goat?
Sort of a modern-age goat sacrifice to the god of thrust.
Mmm. Kerosene-flavored bacon.
So they yanked the primary UPSes out of line last weekend, as they are being replaced this weekend.
The lights just flickered and everything started to whomp.
Oops.