Isn't this the kind of thing that started the Reformation, back in the day?
I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with:
1. Don't be an asshole. No, really.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Nov 30, 2005 9:00:52 am PST #8044 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 9:02:19 am PST #8045 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
1. Don't be an asshole. No, really.
87. Suffer the hairless cats to come unto me.
§ ita § - Nov 30, 2005 9:02:46 am PST #8046 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Emily -- go out!
Perkins -- I have like a million headaches. They come and go in various parts of my head, and by the time the big magnetic machine was done with me, it was like a snooker game in my skull, one careening off another.
I'm getting precious little work done today, and am irritating the hell out of myself to boot.
Miracleman - Nov 30, 2005 9:03:50 am PST #8047 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Not familiar with the Reformation theses, but I propose this one:
32: Since you're up, bring me a beer
Lee - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:26 am PST #8048 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Perkins -- I have like a million headaches. They come and go in various parts of my head, and by the time the big magnetic machine was done with me, it was like a snooker game in my skull, one careening off another.
Oh, ugh. Stupid MRI machine.
Jessica - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:50 am PST #8049 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with:
They could be posted on www.95thingsIhateaboutthePope.com.
Calli - Nov 30, 2005 9:08:41 am PST #8050 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
87. Don't make ita's head hurt. Seriously.
Emily - Nov 30, 2005 9:15:20 am PST #8051 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Emily -- go out!
Difficult, as I'm at work. Appropriate place for looking professional, I suppose, but it's totally wasted on them! They've already got me, and I'm leaving anyway! (Fortunately, my supervisor finally came and talked to me a little about what they're going to do about replacing me. I've been really starting to worry.)
shrift - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:46 am PST #8052 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Conversations you should not have with teh shrift:
Me: This is how you make a request for files.
Client: But I don't have the time to do that!
Me: And this is my problem... how, exactly?
Fred Pete - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:51 am PST #8053 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.
Isn't this the kind of thing that started the Reformation, back in the day?
I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.