I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with:
They could be posted on www.95thingsIhateaboutthePope.com.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:50 am PST #8049 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Calli - Nov 30, 2005 9:08:41 am PST #8050 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
87. Don't make ita's head hurt. Seriously.
Emily - Nov 30, 2005 9:15:20 am PST #8051 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Emily -- go out!
Difficult, as I'm at work. Appropriate place for looking professional, I suppose, but it's totally wasted on them! They've already got me, and I'm leaving anyway! (Fortunately, my supervisor finally came and talked to me a little about what they're going to do about replacing me. I've been really starting to worry.)
shrift - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:46 am PST #8052 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Conversations you should not have with teh shrift:
Me: This is how you make a request for files.
Client: But I don't have the time to do that!
Me: And this is my problem... how, exactly?
Fred Pete - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:51 am PST #8053 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.
Isn't this the kind of thing that started the Reformation, back in the day?
I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.
Dana - Nov 30, 2005 9:18:41 am PST #8054 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Me: This is how you make a request for files.
Client: But I don't have the time to do that!
"Terribly sorry, but these procedures are in place for a reason. Thanks for playing!"
shrift - Nov 30, 2005 9:21:14 am PST #8055 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
"Terribly sorry, but these procedures are in place for a reason. Thanks for playing!"
My actual reaction went something like this:
AND YOU THINK *I* HAVE TIME TO DO IT *FOR* YOU, FUCKOS?!?!?!
tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 9:21:47 am PST #8056 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.
Wasn't part of it Luther's desire to make the Bible available in languages that most people actually spoke, so they wouldn't have to depend on priests for bible stuff?
Gudanov - Nov 30, 2005 9:22:29 am PST #8057 of 10006
Coding and Sleeping
I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.
Sure, but you need a new angle for the sequal.
"The Reformation Reloaded : The price of perversion."
Calli - Nov 30, 2005 9:23:32 am PST #8058 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.
True (although the sex lives of, say, the Borja pope don't really bear up well under scrutiny). But I was looking more at:
the morals and ethics of the church don't match the behavior of the church.
Which, sex or money, seems to apply.