1. Don't be an asshole. No, really.
87. Suffer the hairless cats to come unto me.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 9:02:19 am PST #8045 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Nov 30, 2005 9:02:46 am PST #8046 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Emily -- go out!
Perkins -- I have like a million headaches. They come and go in various parts of my head, and by the time the big magnetic machine was done with me, it was like a snooker game in my skull, one careening off another.
I'm getting precious little work done today, and am irritating the hell out of myself to boot.
Miracleman - Nov 30, 2005 9:03:50 am PST #8047 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Not familiar with the Reformation theses, but I propose this one:
32: Since you're up, bring me a beer
Lee - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:26 am PST #8048 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Perkins -- I have like a million headaches. They come and go in various parts of my head, and by the time the big magnetic machine was done with me, it was like a snooker game in my skull, one careening off another.
Oh, ugh. Stupid MRI machine.
Jessica - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:50 am PST #8049 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with:
They could be posted on www.95thingsIhateaboutthePope.com.
Calli - Nov 30, 2005 9:08:41 am PST #8050 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
87. Don't make ita's head hurt. Seriously.
Emily - Nov 30, 2005 9:15:20 am PST #8051 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Emily -- go out!
Difficult, as I'm at work. Appropriate place for looking professional, I suppose, but it's totally wasted on them! They've already got me, and I'm leaving anyway! (Fortunately, my supervisor finally came and talked to me a little about what they're going to do about replacing me. I've been really starting to worry.)
shrift - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:46 am PST #8052 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Conversations you should not have with teh shrift:
Me: This is how you make a request for files.
Client: But I don't have the time to do that!
Me: And this is my problem... how, exactly?
Fred Pete - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:51 am PST #8053 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.
Isn't this the kind of thing that started the Reformation, back in the day?
I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.
Dana - Nov 30, 2005 9:18:41 am PST #8054 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Me: This is how you make a request for files.
Client: But I don't have the time to do that!
"Terribly sorry, but these procedures are in place for a reason. Thanks for playing!"