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Natter 40: The Nice One

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§ ita § - Nov 30, 2005 9:02:46 am PST #8046 of 10006

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Emily -- go out!

Perkins -- I have like a million headaches. They come and go in various parts of my head, and by the time the big magnetic machine was done with me, it was like a snooker game in my skull, one careening off another.

I'm getting precious little work done today, and am irritating the hell out of myself to boot.

Miracleman - Nov 30, 2005 9:03:50 am PST #8047 of 10006

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Not familiar with the Reformation theses, but I propose this one:

32: Since you're up, bring me a beer

Lee - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:26 am PST #8048 of 10006

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins -- I have like a million headaches. They come and go in various parts of my head, and by the time the big magnetic machine was done with me, it was like a snooker game in my skull, one careening off another.

Oh, ugh. Stupid MRI machine.

Jessica - Nov 30, 2005 9:04:50 am PST #8049 of 10006

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm picturing a contemporary version of the 95 Theses, starting with:

They could be posted on www.95thingsIhateaboutthePope.com.

Calli - Nov 30, 2005 9:08:41 am PST #8050 of 10006

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

87. Don't make ita's head hurt. Seriously.

Emily - Nov 30, 2005 9:15:20 am PST #8051 of 10006

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Emily -- go out!

Difficult, as I'm at work. Appropriate place for looking professional, I suppose, but it's totally wasted on them! They've already got me, and I'm leaving anyway! (Fortunately, my supervisor finally came and talked to me a little about what they're going to do about replacing me. I've been really starting to worry.)

shrift - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:46 am PST #8052 of 10006

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Conversations you should not have with teh shrift:

Me: This is how you make a request for files.
Client: But I don't have the time to do that!
Me: And this is my problem... how, exactly?

Fred Pete - Nov 30, 2005 9:17:51 am PST #8053 of 10006

Ann, that's a ferret.

Isn't this the kind of thing that started the Reformation, back in the day?

I thought it was more money (selling indulgences and the like) than sex.

Dana - Nov 30, 2005 9:18:41 am PST #8054 of 10006

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Me: This is how you make a request for files.

Client: But I don't have the time to do that!

"Terribly sorry, but these procedures are in place for a reason. Thanks for playing!"

shrift - Nov 30, 2005 9:21:14 am PST #8055 of 10006

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

"Terribly sorry, but these procedures are in place for a reason. Thanks for playing!"

My actual reaction went something like this:

AND YOU THINK *I* HAVE TIME TO DO IT *FOR* YOU, FUCKOS?!?!?!

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