I posted this story months ago. Unless it was a different rugby fan who cut off his testicles and took them to a local bar to show fellow fans.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 12:08:20 pm PST #5387 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 12:09:56 pm PST #5388 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The article is from the 16th, but it says the castration actually happened in February, so it's probably the same guy. I hope.
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 12:11:03 pm PST #5389 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully it's not a trend.
Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 12:13:39 pm PST #5390 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:19:42 pm PST #5391 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does anyone know where I can get time on a laser cutter for free? I'd totally do something like this.
Jesse - Nov 18, 2005 12:20:54 pm PST #5392 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Try craigslist.
Kristen - Nov 18, 2005 12:20:56 pm PST #5393 of 10006
Oh dude. Let's take a road trip to Emeryville! I have people we can stay with!
DavidS - Nov 18, 2005 12:26:51 pm PST #5394 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:06 pm PST #5395 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.
It would seem safest to go there without them.
Cashmere - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:37 pm PST #5396 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.
Wales is fun and beautiful. I'd take them, but I suggest keeping them in their original container.