A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2005 12:30:43 pm PST #5397 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, it's not as if there are people there running around and cutting them off other guys...


Kristen - Nov 18, 2005 12:32:38 pm PST #5398 of 10006

That's SO a L&O:SVU episode.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:33:19 pm PST #5399 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can anyone give me a good reason to not buy my birthday/Christmas present to myself today?


Aims - Nov 18, 2005 12:37:53 pm PST #5400 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's not December yet?

If you really want a reason.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:39:40 pm PST #5401 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But it's for sale right now. Isn't that a sign?


Aims - Nov 18, 2005 12:41:26 pm PST #5402 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It *IS* a sign.

Joe's company Christmas party is at the Skirball. I need new clothes.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:43:26 pm PST #5403 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need new clothes.

Need my shoes?

The krav holiday party is at Duke's. And there'll be a bus going from the centre to the restaurant. One way or another, I need a lift to/from that bus, so I can contemplate drinking (assuming the head is right by then, but it should be). A lift, or a date. I'm going with lift.

As for the gift, it's a decent price. Surely if everyone's advertising Christmas, I can buy myself a present?


Kathy A - Nov 18, 2005 12:47:26 pm PST #5404 of 10006
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The Colbert Nation website has Colbert/O'Reilly slash fanfic!

"Looks like the only thing failing to spin in this zone are the rotors on our air conditioner, eh O'Reilly?" deadpans Stephen, focusing his trademark stare squarely on O'Reilly's quivering eyes. But O'Reilly can't meet his gaze - to him, the shorts are like a car accident, in all the right ways.


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2005 12:48:12 pm PST #5405 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My Shakespeare prof:

Lape is SO hard. His tests are hard, even if you study your brains out. His papers are even harder, it is impossible to get an A. He is too old to accept new ideas so be prepared to only hear his ancient views of Shakespeare's works. RC needs someone else to teach this class. Class really sucks

SO funny


amych - Nov 18, 2005 12:50:53 pm PST #5406 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No loofah? Research, people!