I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.
It would seem safest to go there without them.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:06 pm PST #5395 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:37 pm PST #5396 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.
Wales is fun and beautiful. I'd take them, but I suggest keeping them in their original container.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2005 12:30:43 pm PST #5397 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Well, it's not as if there are people there running around and cutting them off other guys...
Kristen - Nov 18, 2005 12:32:38 pm PST #5398 of 10006
That's SO a L&O:SVU episode.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:33:19 pm PST #5399 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can anyone give me a good reason to not buy my birthday/Christmas present to myself today?
Aims - Nov 18, 2005 12:37:53 pm PST #5400 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's not December yet?
If you really want a reason.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:39:40 pm PST #5401 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But it's for sale right now. Isn't that a sign?
Aims - Nov 18, 2005 12:41:26 pm PST #5402 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It *IS* a sign.
Joe's company Christmas party is at the Skirball. I need new clothes.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:43:26 pm PST #5403 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I need new clothes.
Need my shoes?
The krav holiday party is at Duke's. And there'll be a bus going from the centre to the restaurant. One way or another, I need a lift to/from that bus, so I can contemplate drinking (assuming the head is right by then, but it should be). A lift, or a date. I'm going with lift.
As for the gift, it's a decent price. Surely if everyone's advertising Christmas, I can buy myself a present?
Kathy A - Nov 18, 2005 12:47:26 pm PST #5404 of 10006
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The Colbert Nation website has Colbert/O'Reilly slash fanfic!
"Looks like the only thing failing to spin in this zone are the rotors on our air conditioner, eh O'Reilly?" deadpans Stephen, focusing his trademark stare squarely on O'Reilly's quivering eyes. But O'Reilly can't meet his gaze - to him, the shorts are like a car accident, in all the right ways.