Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.

'Shindig'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Nov 18, 2005 12:26:51 pm PST #5394 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:06 pm PST #5395 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.

It would seem safest to go there without them.


Cashmere - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:37 pm PST #5396 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.

Wales is fun and beautiful. I'd take them, but I suggest keeping them in their original container.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2005 12:30:43 pm PST #5397 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, it's not as if there are people there running around and cutting them off other guys...


Kristen - Nov 18, 2005 12:32:38 pm PST #5398 of 10006

That's SO a L&O:SVU episode.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:33:19 pm PST #5399 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can anyone give me a good reason to not buy my birthday/Christmas present to myself today?


Aims - Nov 18, 2005 12:37:53 pm PST #5400 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's not December yet?

If you really want a reason.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:39:40 pm PST #5401 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But it's for sale right now. Isn't that a sign?


Aims - Nov 18, 2005 12:41:26 pm PST #5402 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It *IS* a sign.

Joe's company Christmas party is at the Skirball. I need new clothes.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:43:26 pm PST #5403 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need new clothes.

Need my shoes?

The krav holiday party is at Duke's. And there'll be a bus going from the centre to the restaurant. One way or another, I need a lift to/from that bus, so I can contemplate drinking (assuming the head is right by then, but it should be). A lift, or a date. I'm going with lift.

As for the gift, it's a decent price. Surely if everyone's advertising Christmas, I can buy myself a present?