Next up, at 11:00, my performance review.
"Well, I'm definitely way better than that guy!"
She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 17, 2005 5:48:33 am PST #4831 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 5:49:30 am PST #4832 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Strega, will you write me a note for work? I just don't wanna go.
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2005 5:52:49 am PST #4833 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can't wait till there's a Sci-Fi channel movie about giant killer Don Sphynxes.
Hee.
It would probably involve scientists trying to genetically engineer the perfect pet, or a crazy scientist trying to genetically engineer a Don Sphynx/human hybrid.
Burrell - Nov 17, 2005 6:03:46 am PST #4834 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dang, this is the morning of slacker ennui, isn't it? Or are most b.org mornings like this and I'm just too busy to read it?
I have two sleeping children, a load of laundry in the washer, and a cup of coffee at my desk. Despite the stack of grading next to it, I'm counting this morning as a "win."
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2005 6:08:48 am PST #4835 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
this photograph is the result of digitally averaging every Playboy centerfold foldout for the 10 years beginning Jan. 1988 through Dec. 1997. The shroud-like image is yielded by a simple, custom process: point-by-point mathematical averaging. No special "morphing" is used.
Work-safe (this page, anyway). Sorta' looks like the shroud of Turin. [link]
eta: What's interesting is that you can make out a head and hair, which means that Playboy centerfolds tend to have the model's head in the same place in each centerfold photo.
TomW - Nov 17, 2005 6:20:41 am PST #4836 of 10006
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
Dang, this is the morning of slacker ennui, isn't it? Or are most b.org mornings like this and I'm just too busy to read it?
As Arthur Dent once said: "It must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of thursdays."
flea - Nov 17, 2005 6:35:25 am PST #4837 of 10006
information libertarian
A great site for the language/grammar nerds and fans of unusual accents: [link] (Digital Collection of English accents compiled by the British Library)
Tom Scola - Nov 17, 2005 6:36:39 am PST #4838 of 10006
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Crime makes you stupid: [link]
Arizona authorities this week charged suspected members of a criminal ring thought responsible for 10 per cent of all fake money in the state after some members sent a printer, jammed with counterfeit bills, out for repair.
Strega - Nov 17, 2005 6:41:08 am PST #4839 of 10006
Strega, will you write me a note for work? I just don't wanna go.
You're already at a computer. You're upright and everything! The rest is easy. I couldn't get out of bed for two hours after I woke up. I finally convinced myself to come in by deciding that I could leave early on Friday. So you can do that, too.
Sue - Nov 17, 2005 6:41:14 am PST #4840 of 10006
hip deep in pie