I can't wait till there's a Sci-Fi channel movie about giant killer Don Sphynxes.
Hee.
It would probably involve scientists trying to genetically engineer the perfect pet, or a crazy scientist trying to genetically engineer a Don Sphynx/human hybrid.
Dang, this is the morning of slacker ennui, isn't it? Or are most b.org mornings like this and I'm just too busy to read it?
I have two sleeping children, a load of laundry in the washer, and a cup of coffee at my desk. Despite the stack of grading next to it, I'm counting this morning as a "win."
this photograph is the result of digitally averaging every Playboy centerfold foldout for the 10 years beginning Jan. 1988 through Dec. 1997. The shroud-like image is yielded by a simple, custom process: point-by-point mathematical averaging. No special "morphing" is used.
Work-safe (this page, anyway). Sorta' looks like the shroud of Turin. [link]
eta: What's interesting is that you can make out a head and hair, which means that Playboy centerfolds tend to have the model's head in the same place in each centerfold photo.
Dang, this is the morning of slacker ennui, isn't it? Or are most b.org mornings like this and I'm just too busy to read it?
As Arthur Dent once said: "It must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of thursdays."
A great site for the language/grammar nerds and fans of unusual accents: [link] (Digital Collection of English accents compiled by the British Library)
Crime makes you stupid: [link]
Arizona authorities this week charged suspected members of a criminal ring thought responsible for 10 per cent of all fake money in the state after some members sent a printer, jammed with counterfeit bills, out for repair.
Strega, will you write me a note for work? I just don't wanna go.
You're already at a computer. You're upright and everything! The rest is easy. I couldn't get out of bed for two hours after I woke up. I finally convinced myself to come in by deciding that I could leave early on Friday. So you can do that, too.
As Arthur Dent once said: "It must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of thursdays."
This is why I take Fridays off whenever I can and turn my Thursdays into Fridays. Easy peasy.
This book is people:
As long as I don't actually think about it, there's a nice dotty sort of 19th-century leave-your-body-to-science-ness about that. And I know exactly what to do the next time I'm
presented with the hide of a dear friend who's been flayed by the vicious heathen savages
. (Whitefonted for the squeamish. As if you couldn't have guessed.)