Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2005 5:10:39 am PST #3450 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, that is actually my favourite poem ever.

Yeah, it's somewhere in my top five....

Also, she said meara was doing heavy drugs.

I dreamt I was about to buy pot from a dealer. Then the alarm went off.


Gudanov - Nov 08, 2005 5:17:34 am PST #3451 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

My most recent dream was really odd. The earth was being invaded by aliens that looked like large floating birds. Some other people and I (oddly nobody in my dream was someone I knew) were trying to fight them off but we were running out of ammo and they didn't go down easy. Finally I used the last shells of my shotgun and we all took off evading explosions. I jumped some fences and ran through a suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly I had a bunch of teenage kids with me (again nobody I knew) and we snuck into a house for shelter. Now stupidly, I decide we should all play cards in the living room where we can see if anyone comes down the street. Well, sure enough we see some people and I tell everyone to hide but everybody does a really crappy job of hiding and I get spotted through the window. Then a bunch of people (presumably aliens in disguise as they were all odd and extra strong) came crashing through the windows and grabbed everyone. One of them then started throwing me through doors and walls, then grabbed me and started breaking my fingers and gouging my face which was kinda painful and then I woke up. As dreams go it sorta sucked.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2005 5:22:05 am PST #3452 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do you have some deepseated, repressed fear of alien invasion?


Gudanov - Nov 08, 2005 5:28:01 am PST #3453 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Being an atheist is nice sometimes. Shit happens because shit happens. It's not deep, but it make sense to me.

That is nice.


Gudanov - Nov 08, 2005 5:29:13 am PST #3454 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Do you have some deepseated, repressed fear of alien invasion?

Not something that I really worry about. I've also been attacked by aquatic wildlife in previous dreams.


Emily - Nov 08, 2005 5:32:15 am PST #3455 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So, um, my stepfather had a ("slight," says my mother) stroke and is going to have surgery this morning.

I'd say we're not having a great year, but they did get married this year, so that's got to be counted too.

ETA: My mother says, "Please pray and meditate and so on," so vibes Michigan-ward, please? Thanks.


DebetEsse - Nov 08, 2005 5:34:08 am PST #3456 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Emily, I hope it is slight (they do happen). Health-ma to him, and anti-stress-ma to the rest of the family.


Gudanov - Nov 08, 2005 5:34:50 am PST #3457 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Much health-ma to your stepfather.


Calli - Nov 08, 2005 5:35:22 am PST #3458 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Much health~ma to your stepfather, Emily.


SuziQ - Nov 08, 2005 5:40:13 am PST #3459 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Much health~ma to your family, Emily.