Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2005 11:27:05 am PDT #46 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

No.


Aims - Sep 22, 2005 11:28:14 am PDT #47 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t puts away crack


Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2005 11:28:37 am PDT #48 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

hehehehehehehe


Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2005 11:31:43 am PDT #49 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Damn, I was hoping that Bianca Jagger howed up

Or Bianca from Kiss Me Kate.


Aims - Sep 22, 2005 11:34:08 am PDT #50 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HA! 4.0 up in the Tejon Pass.!! I'm not high!


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 11:38:07 am PDT #51 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Your ass is ringing!

From BoingBoing

Stolen phone in woman's ass
Somehow I missed this ASStounding bit of news last week from Romania. Apparently, Petronela Brandus, 24, was spotted snatching someone's mobile phone but police couldn't locate it on her person. That's because it was in her person. From The Register:

In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.

It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item...

One question remains: what then happened to the phone? ...Its owner subsequently accepted it back.

Officer (Madalin) Taranu explained: "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant."


Katie M - Sep 22, 2005 11:39:57 am PDT #52 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.


NoiseDesign - Sep 22, 2005 11:48:26 am PDT #53 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 22, 2005 11:49:43 am PDT #54 of 10002
What is even happening?

EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.

No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.


DavidS - Sep 22, 2005 11:50:59 am PDT #55 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.

She doesn't have a prostate so less fun for her.

No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.

You folks are sure fussy.