EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.
No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.
If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.
She doesn't have a prostate so less fun for her.
No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.
You folks are sure fussy.
Or Bianca from Kiss Me Kate.
Or Bianca from Cyberchase on PBS.
"ND shoots, he scores!!"
Thanks for that laugh, ND. It's been a rough week.
Or Bianca from Cyberchase on PBS.
PBS? Consider who we're talking about. Odds on he was looking for the cartoon mouse.
Just had new hires meeting. Am 9-10 years older than all of them. They were not aware, it seems. me=laughing.
I like the ita run in mascara and run out idea.
"ND shoots, he scores!!"
Right place at the right time.
DXM, seen this?
Todd Jones credits much of his success this year to his catcher, Paul Lo Duca. "I throw four pitches for strikes,'' Jones said. "I used to have every at-bat mapped out, using all my pitches: First-pitch fastball away, second pitch ... etc. It was a four-step process. What Paul has done is take me from step one to step four. It has been working really well.'' How often has Jones shaken off Lo Duca?
"Not once all year,'' Jones said.
Tim Kurkjian's column at espn.com
I'm going to have an A&W cheeseburger for dinner since I pretty much have no meal-like food at home. Unless I wanted a bagel sandwich, which I don't.
I really ought to go grocery shopping.
How often has Jones shaken off Lo Duca?
Our catcher has gotten a lot of hype about how well he calls games. Recently, the number of shakeoffs has increased a lot, right before strikeouts, and somebody let the cat out of the bag that the pitchers were
faking shakeoffs
in order to keep the batter guessing.
Now, if only these pitchers could actually throw the strikes called for. The best catcher in the world can't go out on the mound and do it himself, although don't think Red Sox fans wouldn't be game for trying it.
(I read recently that Jose Canseco got to pitch once, in a game back when he was a Ranger. WTF?? And injured his arm bad enough to miss time.)