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tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 11:38:07 am PDT #51 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Your ass is ringing!

From BoingBoing

Stolen phone in woman's ass
Somehow I missed this ASStounding bit of news last week from Romania. Apparently, Petronela Brandus, 24, was spotted snatching someone's mobile phone but police couldn't locate it on her person. That's because it was in her person. From The Register:

In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.

It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item...

One question remains: what then happened to the phone? ...Its owner subsequently accepted it back.

Officer (Madalin) Taranu explained: "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant."

Katie M - Sep 22, 2005 11:39:57 am PDT #52 of 10002

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.

NoiseDesign - Sep 22, 2005 11:48:26 am PDT #53 of 10002

Our wings are not tired

If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.

Topic!Cindy - Sep 22, 2005 11:49:43 am PDT #54 of 10002

What is even happening?

EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.

No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.

DavidS - Sep 22, 2005 11:50:59 am PDT #55 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.

She doesn't have a prostate so less fun for her.

No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.

You folks are sure fussy.

Gudanov - Sep 22, 2005 11:51:40 am PDT #56 of 10002

Coding and Sleeping

Or Bianca from Kiss Me Kate.

Or Bianca from Cyberchase on PBS.

JohnSweden - Sep 22, 2005 11:54:06 am PDT #57 of 10002

I can't even.

"ND shoots, he scores!!"

Thanks for that laugh, ND. It's been a rough week.

brenda m - Sep 22, 2005 11:54:07 am PDT #58 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Or Bianca from Cyberchase on PBS.

PBS? Consider who we're talking about. Odds on he was looking for the cartoon mouse.

msbelle - Sep 22, 2005 11:54:49 am PDT #59 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Just had new hires meeting. Am 9-10 years older than all of them. They were not aware, it seems. me=laughing.

I like the ita run in mascara and run out idea.

NoiseDesign - Sep 22, 2005 11:56:26 am PDT #60 of 10002

Our wings are not tired

"ND shoots, he scores!!"

Right place at the right time.

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