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'Touched'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Damn, I was hoping that Bianca Jagger howed up
Or Bianca from Kiss Me Kate.
HA! 4.0 up in the Tejon Pass.!! I'm not high!
Your ass is ringing!
From BoingBoing
Stolen phone in woman's ass
Somehow I missed this ASStounding bit of news last week from Romania. Apparently, Petronela Brandus, 24, was spotted snatching someone's mobile phone but police couldn't locate it on her person. That's because it was in her person. From The Register:
In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.
It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item...
One question remains: what then happened to the phone? ...Its owner subsequently accepted it back.
Officer (Madalin) Taranu explained: "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant."
EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.
If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.
EW. I'm sorry, that's past my ability to be objective; I don't want that phone back, except possibly to extract the data out of it while wearing gloves.
No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.
If only she'd remembered to put the phone on vibrate.
She doesn't have a prostate so less fun for her.
No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.
You folks are sure fussy.
Or Bianca from Kiss Me Kate.
Or Bianca from Cyberchase on PBS.
"ND shoots, he scores!!"
Thanks for that laugh, ND. It's been a rough week.