New thread!
Kind of wish that wasn't the most exciting thing about my day so far.
I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Sep 22, 2005 11:24:42 am PDT #42 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2005 11:25:32 am PDT #43 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Binky-bear: [link]
Nutty - Sep 22, 2005 11:25:50 am PDT #44 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Damn, I was hoping that Bianca Jagger howed up, snapped her GWB woobie-boytoy up into her arms, and flew away to Europe for a years-long coked-up high-tone Lost Weekend.
What, you mean she's not actually a vampire? She just acts like one.
Aims - Sep 22, 2005 11:26:05 am PDT #45 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Anyone else in LA feel that?
Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2005 11:27:05 am PDT #46 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
No.
Aims - Sep 22, 2005 11:28:14 am PDT #47 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t puts away crack
Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2005 11:28:37 am PDT #48 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
hehehehehehehe
Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2005 11:31:43 am PDT #49 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Damn, I was hoping that Bianca Jagger howed up
Or Bianca from Kiss Me Kate.
Aims - Sep 22, 2005 11:34:08 am PDT #50 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
HA! 4.0 up in the Tejon Pass.!! I'm not high!
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 11:38:07 am PDT #51 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Your ass is ringing!
From BoingBoing
Stolen phone in woman's ass
Somehow I missed this ASStounding bit of news last week from Romania. Apparently, Petronela Brandus, 24, was spotted snatching someone's mobile phone but police couldn't locate it on her person. That's because it was in her person. From The Register:
In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.
It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item...
One question remains: what then happened to the phone? ...Its owner subsequently accepted it back.
Officer (Madalin) Taranu explained: "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant."