Hee! If you are going to a party, you could ask people if they have any requests for songs!
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Oct 05, 2005 11:46:40 am PDT #3631 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Steph L. - Oct 05, 2005 11:46:46 am PDT #3632 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I love how "pauperism" was considered a genetic disease.
You haven't met my family.
I thought of a question for you while I was driving into work. If your Halloween costume was to be Prince's oeuvre, what would you wear? So far, I have:
condoms
To be accurate, some of them would have to be used.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:47:51 am PDT #3633 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, no condoms.
Jesse - Oct 05, 2005 11:48:34 am PDT #3634 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:49:10 am PDT #3635 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pretend used condoms are gross enough.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 11:49:23 am PDT #3636 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
Use Silly String!
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:50:22 am PDT #3637 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In TMI news, co-worker is talking on the phone about how long he's been sober. Go team AA, and all, but I don't need to know when he last lapsed. It's too weird, too much.
bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 11:51:28 am PDT #3638 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It is really stupid that I'm offended by not passing the test. I mean, it's not like I prepared or anything. But four hours of bullshit should lead to a chance for a million bucks!
I'm curious about this test. And how it is possible for you to fail?!
Dana - Oct 05, 2005 11:51:56 am PDT #3639 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Alligator
My favorite sentence:
In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 11:52:11 am PDT #3640 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't know your religious inclinations if any, but I share hers, and would still be so completely put-off and uncomfortable if a stranger asked me to pray with her on the street.
I was sitting on a bench in the little plaza outside my building, and the fact that she made a beeline for me and sat down right next to me made me wildly uncomfortable. But she was perfectly nice about it, so I didn't want to be rude.
But asking me to pray? It's like touching a strange woman's pregnant belly; other people find it perfectly reasonable behavior, and I find it horribly invasive.