Okay, no condoms.
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
Pretend used condoms are gross enough.
I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
Use Silly String!
In TMI news, co-worker is talking on the phone about how long he's been sober. Go team AA, and all, but I don't need to know when he last lapsed. It's too weird, too much.
It is really stupid that I'm offended by not passing the test. I mean, it's not like I prepared or anything. But four hours of bullshit should lead to a chance for a million bucks!
I'm curious about this test. And how it is possible for you to fail?!
Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Alligator
My favorite sentence:
In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.
I don't know your religious inclinations if any, but I share hers, and would still be so completely put-off and uncomfortable if a stranger asked me to pray with her on the street.
I was sitting on a bench in the little plaza outside my building, and the fact that she made a beeline for me and sat down right next to me made me wildly uncomfortable. But she was perfectly nice about it, so I didn't want to be rude.
But asking me to pray? It's like touching a strange woman's pregnant belly; other people find it perfectly reasonable behavior, and I find it horribly invasive.
Ack! I think he's auditioning dates from personals! Dude, this is cubeland. You really don't need to be taking these calls.
That makes me think of a frog I saw eating a worm roughly its own size out on the stoop of my apartment. The frog kept stuffing more of the worm in its mouth, and the worm kept thrashing around and flinging coils back out again.
Happy Anniversary Nora and Tom!