'War Stories'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I love how "pauperism" was considered a genetic disease.
You haven't met my family.
I thought of a question for you while I was driving into work. If your Halloween costume was to be Prince's oeuvre, what would you wear? So far, I have:
condoms
To be accurate, some of them would have to be used.
Okay, no condoms.
I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
Pretend used condoms are gross enough.
I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
Use Silly String!
In TMI news, co-worker is talking on the phone about how long he's been sober. Go team AA, and all, but I don't need to know when he last lapsed. It's too weird, too much.
It is really stupid that I'm offended by not passing the test. I mean, it's not like I prepared or anything. But four hours of bullshit should lead to a chance for a million bucks!
I'm curious about this test. And how it is possible for you to fail?!
Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Alligator
My favorite sentence:
In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.
I don't know your religious inclinations if any, but I share hers, and would still be so completely put-off and uncomfortable if a stranger asked me to pray with her on the street.
I was sitting on a bench in the little plaza outside my building, and the fact that she made a beeline for me and sat down right next to me made me wildly uncomfortable. But she was perfectly nice about it, so I didn't want to be rude.
But asking me to pray? It's like touching a strange woman's pregnant belly; other people find it perfectly reasonable behavior, and I find it horribly invasive.
Ack! I think he's auditioning dates from personals! Dude, this is cubeland. You really don't need to be taking these calls.