I'm pretty sure you can simulate a used condom without actually using the condom. FYI.
Use Silly String!
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 11:49:23 am PDT #3636 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:50:22 am PDT #3637 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In TMI news, co-worker is talking on the phone about how long he's been sober. Go team AA, and all, but I don't need to know when he last lapsed. It's too weird, too much.
bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 11:51:28 am PDT #3638 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It is really stupid that I'm offended by not passing the test. I mean, it's not like I prepared or anything. But four hours of bullshit should lead to a chance for a million bucks!
I'm curious about this test. And how it is possible for you to fail?!
Dana - Oct 05, 2005 11:51:56 am PDT #3639 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Alligator
My favorite sentence:
In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 11:52:11 am PDT #3640 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't know your religious inclinations if any, but I share hers, and would still be so completely put-off and uncomfortable if a stranger asked me to pray with her on the street.
I was sitting on a bench in the little plaza outside my building, and the fact that she made a beeline for me and sat down right next to me made me wildly uncomfortable. But she was perfectly nice about it, so I didn't want to be rude.
But asking me to pray? It's like touching a strange woman's pregnant belly; other people find it perfectly reasonable behavior, and I find it horribly invasive.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:53:03 am PDT #3641 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ack! I think he's auditioning dates from personals! Dude, this is cubeland. You really don't need to be taking these calls.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 05, 2005 11:53:59 am PDT #3642 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
That makes me think of a frog I saw eating a worm roughly its own size out on the stoop of my apartment. The frog kept stuffing more of the worm in its mouth, and the worm kept thrashing around and flinging coils back out again.
Happy Anniversary Nora and Tom!
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 11:54:34 am PDT #3643 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Use Silly String!
ita's not planning on going as Muppet!Prince, is she?
sarameg - Oct 05, 2005 11:55:15 am PDT #3644 of 10002
Instead of turducken, it's pyalligatish!
And kinda gross. As are some earlier posts and ita's too much sharing coworker.
Jesse - Oct 05, 2005 11:55:25 am PDT #3645 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm curious about this test.
30 multiple choice questions. Ten minutes to take it. There were probably 5-6 I just didn't know, and I must have guessed wrong. Northern-most Great Lake, why Lady Godiva rode naked, what sneaker company was founded by the brother of the founder of Puma, what president has been on the cover of Time most often, one or two others I can't remember.
And how it is possible for you to fail?!
I KNOW!