If you really hated to bother me, you WOULDN"T.
Sometimes we're doomed to do things we hate. It's what makes a good tragedy, and evidently Asshat boss is front and centre in one.
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:01 am PDT #3477 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
flea - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:49 am PDT #3478 of 10002
information libertarian
I tell you, it'll be tragic if I have to kill her.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2005 6:44:33 am PDT #3479 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I promise young Evie will not commence her husband-stealing for at least 16 years.
I'll be ready!
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:44:35 am PDT #3480 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Arrange for a tragic occurence in the new building -- hard hats are no longer required over there.
le nubian - Oct 05, 2005 6:46:34 am PDT #3481 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I just saw the craziest thing ever on "Elimidate" (yeah yeah, don't ask. This is where Tivo landed after my program finished)...
Anyway, this man demonstrated a drinking activity called "the tough guy shot."
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What the hell?
I've been out of college for 14 years. What happened to quarters?
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 6:47:45 am PDT #3482 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:48:28 am PDT #3483 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
what, you don't break the glass first?
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:48:55 am PDT #3484 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
I'd like to be rewarded with a jug of tequila after all that, I think. Nicely chilled, to boot.
That's super-ouchy to read, since the winds are high here, and I've probably done the equivalent of snorting that much salt just getting to my desk.
Weather experts -- are the Santa Ana winds characteristically hot? Last week, the winds were scalding. And then the fires came. Now they're much cooler, but strong enough to knock you around.
le nubian - Oct 05, 2005 6:49:09 am PDT #3485 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
tommy, funny funny shit.
Trudy Booth - Oct 05, 2005 6:49:22 am PDT #3486 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
what, you don't break the glass first?
Only if you're Jewish.