You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 6:47:45 am PDT #3482 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Oct 05, 2005 6:48:28 am PDT #3483 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
what, you don't break the glass first?
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:48:55 am PDT #3484 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
I'd like to be rewarded with a jug of tequila after all that, I think. Nicely chilled, to boot.
That's super-ouchy to read, since the winds are high here, and I've probably done the equivalent of snorting that much salt just getting to my desk.
Weather experts -- are the Santa Ana winds characteristically hot? Last week, the winds were scalding. And then the fires came. Now they're much cooler, but strong enough to knock you around.
le nubian - Oct 05, 2005 6:49:09 am PDT #3485 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
tommy, funny funny shit.
Trudy Booth - Oct 05, 2005 6:49:22 am PDT #3486 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
what, you don't break the glass first?
Only if you're Jewish.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 6:54:54 am PDT #3487 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
what, you don't break the glass first?
No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 7:00:55 am PDT #3488 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What happened to snorting Hot Damn?
Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 7:09:30 am PDT #3489 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Weather experts -- are the Santa Ana winds characteristically hot? Last week, the winds were scalding. And then the fires came. Now they're much cooler, but strong enough to knock you around.
Infamous for it, which is why they're known to bring the crazy along with the fires.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 7:10:11 am PDT #3490 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So these are either not Santa Ana winds, or weird ones, then.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 7:11:55 am PDT #3491 of 10002
What is even happening?
No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.
Then disinfect the wounds with the remaining lime and salt.