You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
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You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
You forgot the, "...and then you shove the empty shot glass up your ass," part.
what, you don't break the glass first?
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
I'd like to be rewarded with a jug of tequila after all that, I think. Nicely chilled, to boot.
That's super-ouchy to read, since the winds are high here, and I've probably done the equivalent of snorting that much salt just getting to my desk.
Weather experts -- are the Santa Ana winds characteristically hot? Last week, the winds were scalding. And then the fires came. Now they're much cooler, but strong enough to knock you around.
tommy, funny funny shit.
what, you don't break the glass first?
Only if you're Jewish.
what, you don't break the glass first?
No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.
You have someone squirt a lime in your eye, you snort salt, and then you drink the shot of tequila.
What happened to snorting Hot Damn?
Weather experts -- are the Santa Ana winds characteristically hot? Last week, the winds were scalding. And then the fires came. Now they're much cooler, but strong enough to knock you around.
Infamous for it, which is why they're known to bring the crazy along with the fires.
So these are either not Santa Ana winds, or weird ones, then.
No. Once you're done you have someone kick you in the ass really hard.
Then disinfect the wounds with the remaining lime and salt.