Push Button, Receive Bacon
A couple years ago I saw a hand dryer with that diagram where someone had actually scratched that into the metal. Funniest bit of vandalism I've seen in awhile. (Especially since one is hard-pressed to find one of the dryers with the old written instructions that hasn't been vandalized to say "Push button. Hold hands under warm air." which wasn't even funny when I first saw it as a kid.)
Other favorite snake names: cottonmouth, copperhead, asp
Bradley Cooper went to my school, I learned in the weekly email announcement thing. Well, not my
school,
but my university. The drama part.
Other favorite snake names: cottonmouth, copperhead, asp
And taipan. Go taipan, choose taipan.
Oh! And the bandy bandy.
GOOD MORNING!!!
not why the mood is good, but I am not gonna question it. I think today I go buy myself flowers for the office.
Today people should do a small but nice thing for themselves. TREAT YOURSELF DAY!!!
Say it with me: the boomslang.
Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would call his rifle.
Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would call his rifle.
Not his rifle, exactly ...
The funniest vandalism I've seen lately was a stop sign in Sheboygan. Under the word "Stop" someone had printed quite neatly, "Hammertime."
Gas stations in my city are just nuts. Seen this morning, one selling gas for $3.29 cattycorner from one selling it for $2.95 and another at $2.99. I don't get it.
Something in the building smells sweetly gross.
Supposedly, I get a new officemate tomorrow. Or rather, six of them that will be moving furniture out and in. Oh FUN.
Drink like a spy -- he drinks more champagne than martinis, mostly Bollinger.
I have to pull you up on this - he drinks Taittinger. The Bolly thing is a lame product placement deal made by Broccolli and sums up why the post-Live & Let Die Films suck ass.