I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Sep 27, 2005 5:05:48 am PDT #1138 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Other favorite snake names: cottonmouth, copperhead, asp

And taipan. Go taipan, choose taipan.

Oh! And the bandy bandy.


msbelle - Sep 27, 2005 5:08:22 am PDT #1139 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

GOOD MORNING!!!

not why the mood is good, but I am not gonna question it. I think today I go buy myself flowers for the office.

Today people should do a small but nice thing for themselves. TREAT YOURSELF DAY!!!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2005 5:09:48 am PDT #1140 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Say it with me: the boomslang.

Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would call his rifle.


JohnSweden - Sep 27, 2005 5:12:46 am PDT #1141 of 10002
I can't even.

Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would call his rifle.

Not his rifle, exactly ...


Madrigal Costello - Sep 27, 2005 5:13:51 am PDT #1142 of 10002
It's a remora, dimwit.

The funniest vandalism I've seen lately was a stop sign in Sheboygan. Under the word "Stop" someone had printed quite neatly, "Hammertime."


sarameg - Sep 27, 2005 5:17:30 am PDT #1143 of 10002

Gas stations in my city are just nuts. Seen this morning, one selling gas for $3.29 cattycorner from one selling it for $2.95 and another at $2.99. I don't get it.

Something in the building smells sweetly gross.

Supposedly, I get a new officemate tomorrow. Or rather, six of them that will be moving furniture out and in. Oh FUN.


Jim - Sep 27, 2005 5:17:50 am PDT #1144 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Drink like a spy -- he drinks more champagne than martinis, mostly Bollinger.

I have to pull you up on this - he drinks Taittinger. The Bolly thing is a lame product placement deal made by Broccolli and sums up why the post-Live & Let Die Films suck ass.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 5:20:46 am PDT #1145 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have to pull you up on this - he drinks Taittinger

Dude, it's not my page. Nor are they my movies. If he drinks Bollinger in the movies, he drinks Bollinger in the movies. If you check the site, it breaks it down by movie and books, so you can keep your purist heart happy with the separated stats.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 27, 2005 5:20:53 am PDT #1146 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This morning I saw in ad in my local advertiser type paper for someone looking for work. He is a "Certified Male Aide", who will "aide" elderly/sick men with home care and other personal matters.

Other than the fact that this sounds like gay porn-- I want to call him and ask him if he is certified male or a certified aide!


amych - Sep 27, 2005 5:24:48 am PDT #1147 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

TREAT YOURSELF DAY!!!

This sounds like an excellent idea. I'll get right on it. (Surely some work priorities can move aside just a bit...)