Say it with me: the boomslang.
Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would call his rifle.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2005 5:09:48 am PDT #1140 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
JohnSweden - Sep 27, 2005 5:12:46 am PDT #1141 of 10002
I can't even.
Sounds like something Bruce Campbell would call his rifle.
Not his rifle, exactly ...
Madrigal Costello - Sep 27, 2005 5:13:51 am PDT #1142 of 10002
It's a remora, dimwit.
The funniest vandalism I've seen lately was a stop sign in Sheboygan. Under the word "Stop" someone had printed quite neatly, "Hammertime."
sarameg - Sep 27, 2005 5:17:30 am PDT #1143 of 10002
Gas stations in my city are just nuts. Seen this morning, one selling gas for $3.29 cattycorner from one selling it for $2.95 and another at $2.99. I don't get it.
Something in the building smells sweetly gross.
Supposedly, I get a new officemate tomorrow. Or rather, six of them that will be moving furniture out and in. Oh FUN.
Jim - Sep 27, 2005 5:17:50 am PDT #1144 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Drink like a spy -- he drinks more champagne than martinis, mostly Bollinger.
I have to pull you up on this - he drinks Taittinger. The Bolly thing is a lame product placement deal made by Broccolli and sums up why the post-Live & Let Die Films suck ass.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 5:20:46 am PDT #1145 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have to pull you up on this - he drinks Taittinger
Dude, it's not my page. Nor are they my movies. If he drinks Bollinger in the movies, he drinks Bollinger in the movies. If you check the site, it breaks it down by movie and books, so you can keep your purist heart happy with the separated stats.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 27, 2005 5:20:53 am PDT #1146 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
This morning I saw in ad in my local advertiser type paper for someone looking for work. He is a "Certified Male Aide", who will "aide" elderly/sick men with home care and other personal matters.
Other than the fact that this sounds like gay porn-- I want to call him and ask him if he is certified male or a certified aide!
amych - Sep 27, 2005 5:24:48 am PDT #1147 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
TREAT YOURSELF DAY!!!
This sounds like an excellent idea. I'll get right on it. (Surely some work priorities can move aside just a bit...)
Emily - Sep 27, 2005 5:30:02 am PDT #1148 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Wow. There's really a boomslang? Huh.
Calli - Sep 27, 2005 5:40:29 am PDT #1149 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
There's really a boomslang?
Yep. It's how Zeus talks when he's trying to "get down" with the younger generation.